"I WAS WEARING A MASK!"
Posted on 03/28/2021 2:15:38 PM PDT by Fractal Trader
Dr. Shanna Swan, a professor of Environmental Medicine & Public Health at Mount Sinai Health System, has warned in a new book that phthalates, a chemical commonly used in the manufacturing of plastics, can shrink penises and decrease male fertility.
A study listed in the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which operates under the National Library of Medicine and the National Institutes of Health, found that the microplastics used in the manufacturing of Covid face masks contain a number of toxic chemicals, including the penis-shrinking phthalates.
Dr. Swans’s book “Count Down: How Our Modern World Is Threatening Sperm Counts, Altering Male and Female Reproductive Development, and Imperiling the Future of the Human Race” warns that humanity is facing an “existential crisis” in fertility rates as a direct result of the chemical phthalates, and most men may be infertile by 2045.
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalfile.com ...
Well, I’m screwed.
Fake, but accurate?
That explains a lot.
Someone needs to invent an anti-phthalate. They would make a fortune!
Not to worry EEE. I can forward you an email I keep getting guaranteeing to fix that problem.
That’s the plan.
They want to turn us all into democrats.
Not Satire? This is just too much!
If it seems like it’s too bad to be true then maybe it isn’t.
"I WAS WEARING A MASK!"
“Can’t beat the headline!”
I see what you did there.
So wear cloth masks. Better for breathing.
So That’s the reason why they want us to put the damn masks on! Apparently too many babies were born during the shutdown, so now they want us to wear two masks! That’ll cut the birth rate even more!
So, how long do I have to wear the mask to make my penis just slightly bigger than average?
Ladies, do your future sons a favor and UNMASK!
“Prenatal exposure to phthalates is associated with decreased anogenital distance and penile size in male newborns”
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3862078/
Yeah, maybe you was, but judging from the news, that won't last much "longer"... Snort) :)
If I put my mask on inside out, will my penis grow?
Another Chinese plot?
Getting unstuck made easy.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.