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STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks
The National File ^ | 25 March 2021 | GABRIEL KEANE

Posted on 03/28/2021 2:15:38 PM PDT by Fractal Trader

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Can't beat the headline!
1 posted on 03/28/2021 2:15:38 PM PDT by Fractal Trader
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To: Fractal Trader

Well, I’m screwed.


2 posted on 03/28/2021 2:16:08 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Free Republic: The Internet's 1st social media platform. Since 1996.)
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To: ransomnote

Fake, but accurate?


3 posted on 03/28/2021 2:16:58 PM PDT by Fractal Trader
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To: Fractal Trader

That explains a lot.


4 posted on 03/28/2021 2:18:08 PM PDT by bray (Pray for fake President Biden)
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To: Fractal Trader

Someone needs to invent an anti-phthalate. They would make a fortune!


5 posted on 03/28/2021 2:18:38 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Not to worry EEE. I can forward you an email I keep getting guaranteeing to fix that problem.


6 posted on 03/28/2021 2:19:28 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: Fractal Trader

That’s the plan.
They want to turn us all into democrats.


7 posted on 03/28/2021 2:20:19 PM PDT by Pollster1 (America is no longer in Claire Wolfe's "awkward stage")
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To: Fractal Trader

Not Satire? This is just too much!


8 posted on 03/28/2021 2:20:32 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Fractal Trader

If it seems like it’s too bad to be true then maybe it isn’t.


9 posted on 03/28/2021 2:21:24 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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"I WAS WEARING A MASK!"

10 posted on 03/28/2021 2:22:20 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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“Can’t beat the headline!”


I see what you did there.


11 posted on 03/28/2021 2:23:36 PM PDT by sevlex
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To: Fractal Trader

So wear cloth masks. Better for breathing.


12 posted on 03/28/2021 2:24:14 PM PDT by DLfromthedesert
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So That’s the reason why they want us to put the damn masks on! Apparently too many babies were born during the shutdown, so now they want us to wear two masks! That’ll cut the birth rate even more!


13 posted on 03/28/2021 2:25:08 PM PDT by I want the USA back (The nation is in the grips of incurable hysterical insanity, as usual.)
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To: Fractal Trader

So, how long do I have to wear the mask to make my penis just slightly bigger than average?


14 posted on 03/28/2021 2:25:08 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
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Ladies, do your future sons a favor and UNMASK!

“Prenatal exposure to phthalates is associated with decreased anogenital distance and penile size in male newborns”

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3862078/


15 posted on 03/28/2021 2:25:15 PM PDT by House Atreides
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"Well, I’m screwed."

Yeah, maybe you was, but judging from the news, that won't last much "longer"... Snort) :)

16 posted on 03/28/2021 2:25:17 PM PDT by unread (A REPUBLIC..! If you can keep it....)
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To: Fractal Trader

If I put my mask on inside out, will my penis grow?


17 posted on 03/28/2021 2:26:55 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Fractal Trader

Another Chinese plot?


18 posted on 03/28/2021 2:29:04 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Wo)
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Getting unstuck made easy.


19 posted on 03/28/2021 2:31:07 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: Fractal Trader
phthalates--remember Love Canal and all those contaminated water environmental issues?
20 posted on 03/28/2021 2:31:46 PM PDT by snoopy 'n linus
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