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A Good Family Friendly Joke.

Posted on 03/27/2021 8:38:37 PM PDT by Jonty30

I saw this joke on a website that was discussing Putin's insult of Budin, by calling him a Bidon. A bidon is Russian for an empty milk jug, the old fashioned kind. I think it was their way of calling Biden an empty suit that gets filled with what he is told to say, which is true.

A little boy goes to the local dairy farmer and gives him a 10L bidon. He says to the farmer, "My mom wants this bidon filled with sour cream.

The farmer takes the bidon and fills it with the sour cream. He then asks the boy, "Where is your money to pay for the sour cream?"

The little boy replied,"My mother told me that the money is in the bottom of the bidon."


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1 posted on 03/27/2021 8:38:37 PM PDT by Jonty30
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To: Jonty30

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar...


2 posted on 03/27/2021 8:42:32 PM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: Jonty30

A little boy can carry 10 liters of anything?


3 posted on 03/27/2021 9:08:19 PM PDT by Bethaneidh
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He is a healthy child.


4 posted on 03/27/2021 9:16:17 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
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To: monkeyshine

An Irishman, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says “I must be a typo”.


5 posted on 03/27/2021 9:17:18 PM PDT by Salamander (Salamander has barbaric tendencies.../Gundog)
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To: monkeyshine

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar...

And everyone in the bar gets blown to bits by the suicide vest the Imam was wearing.


6 posted on 03/27/2021 9:19:30 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: Salamander

Your tag line sounds both as if it was meant as a compliment and as if it was taken that way.


7 posted on 03/27/2021 9:32:26 PM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: Hieronymus; gundog

I have no idea how Gundog meant it but it cracked me up and I’ve claimed it.

It was said in passing on some funny thread and tickled me no end.

:D


8 posted on 03/27/2021 9:49:30 PM PDT by Salamander (Salamander has barbaric tendencies.../Gundog)
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To: Jonty30

WTF is a bidon? Sorry, I’ve been around for quite a few decades and never heard of that.


9 posted on 03/27/2021 10:00:42 PM PDT by dinodino ( )
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A “bidon” is a Mafia boss that goes both ways.


10 posted on 03/27/2021 10:05:56 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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To: dinodino

A bidon is Russian for milk jug, apparently.

When I first heard it, it is what the Russians were calling Biden, to imply that he was an empty container that had to be filled with positions of the day.

It is being used as a pun to insult Biden. Strangely, I’m ok with the Russians insulting Biden.


11 posted on 03/27/2021 10:07:03 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
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To: Salamander

Your joke has been churning in the back of my mind. Change the location to “a blood bank.”


12 posted on 03/27/2021 10:08:30 PM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: dinodino
In Spanish it is a large jug for carrying liquids.

Usually gas or water.

13 posted on 03/27/2021 10:10:52 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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To: dinodino

That's the diminutive form of "Buttinsky".


    

14 posted on 03/27/2021 10:11:20 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Jonty30

Along the same lines, Poutine is a French Canadian dish that has three key ingredients==french fries, gravy, and cheese curds (cheese is a poor substitute). However, it is delicious. The empty suit aspect of bidon is rich.


15 posted on 03/27/2021 10:11:27 PM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: Jonty30

Good clean joke from a children’s riddle book:

What’s the only day in the whole calendar that is a command?

March FORTH!!

(or fourth)


16 posted on 03/27/2021 10:17:23 PM PDT by YepYep (Love and Obey the Lord; Build the America you want at your house and keep looking up.)
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To: Songcraft

Buttinski is also a common name for a lineman’s telephone handset.


17 posted on 03/27/2021 10:25:39 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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To: Hieronymus; Salamander
It was simply an observation. Certainly not intended as a slight. I’ve since learned that she comes from the one part of Maryland that I’ve visited. Hill country.

There’s a passage in HST’s Hell’s Angels that I’ve dragged around since high school:

In the Carolinas they say "hill people" are different from "flatlands people," and as a native Kentuckian with more mountain than flatlands blood, I'm inclined to agree. This was one of the theories I'd been nursing all the way from San Francisco. Unlike Porterville or Hollister, Bass Lake was a mountain community ... and if the old Appalachian pattern held, the people would be much slower to anger or panic, but absolutely without reason or mercy once the fat was in the fire. Like the Angels, they would tend to fall back in an emergency on their own native sense of justice -- which bears only a primitive resemblance to anything written in law books. I thought the mountain types would be far more tolerant of the Angels' noisy showboating, but -- compared to their flatlands cousins -- much quicker to retaliate in kind at the first evidence of physical insult or abuse.
I don’t know if you’ everr dealt with any of the Tioga Mountain Men of not, but there’s a primitive pragmatism that runs through them. By snowflake standards, I’m sure that they seem barbaric.
18 posted on 03/27/2021 10:55:16 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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HA!! Splitting my attention between StarTrek and FR. Spock just said something about it being easier for civilized men to act like barbarians than for barbarians to act like civilized men. It’s the episode in which Sulu is waving around a switchblade. Because of Salamander, I was wondering who made the switchblade.
19 posted on 03/27/2021 11:03:06 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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HA!! Splitting my attention between StarTrek and FR. Spock just said something about it being easier for civilized men to act like barbarians than for barbarians to act like civilized men. It’s the episode in which Sulu is waving around a switchblade. Because of Salamander, I was wondering who made the switchblade.
20 posted on 03/27/2021 11:03:06 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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