Posted on 03/18/2021 4:07:16 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Secretary of Defense Austin announced today a surge of 15,000 troops from the Army, Marines, Navy and Air Force to combat the ignominious defeat of the Pentagon by Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson caused the humiliating defeat of a battalion of paid liars from the Pentagon. The battalion turned tail and broke ranks when faced with a withering attack of truth.
Austin is augmenting the surge force with lawyers, former White House paid liars, DNC propagandists, pregnant flight attendants, Hunter Biden, and a mix of misfits and fools from Congressional staff. This force is ready for a successful attack on Tucker Carlson in the near future.
The attack will commence when he receives the command from President Obama.
Blue Anon fact checked and found the article to be fake but accurate news.
aka "SecDefcompoop".
Clouds darken the courtyard of the five-sided puzzle-palace.
Hop Xing Xiden had to look long and hard to find this Austin clown.
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