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FEMA To Be Sent To The Southern Border (Satire)
3/14/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 03/14/2021 5:11:20 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Former President Obama, through "acting" President Biden (Bolshevik Sock Puppet) has directed the Federal Emergence Management Agency (FEMA) to the Southern Border to assist in the non-crisis of the overwhelming flood of migrants (formerly illegal immigrants) at the border.

Of special importance are FEMA personnel who have experience with children including doctors, nurses, social workers, pedophiles, film directors, and human traffickers.

Before assignment to the border, FEMA personnel will have to complete the 6 week Social Justice course, swear allegiance to the Administration, have their social media accounts screened for radical White Supremacy or Conservative views, and prove that they have advocated for the NWO.

COVID vaccines for the FEMA personnel and migrants (formerly illegal immigrants) will be obtained from the stocks formerly allocated to nursing homes in NY, Pa, Mi, Or, Wa, and Ca since their needs were significantly diminished since the original allocation.

White House Paid Liar, Jen Psaki, suggested that this action was the best possible solution to the problem caused by Climate Change.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 03/14/2021 5:11:20 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I was expecting Babylon Bee.


2 posted on 03/14/2021 5:24:22 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (`)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Biden is President (satire).


3 posted on 03/14/2021 5:32:22 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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