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Why Jebus?? Why?!!!!
1 posted on 02/26/2021 10:24:55 AM PST by mylife
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That is like dehydrated water.


2 posted on 02/26/2021 10:26:43 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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What’s the point?

Dang it - now I’m craving a Tanqueray and tonic with a slice of lime.

3 posted on 02/26/2021 10:26:51 AM PST by Allegra
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This is pointless.


4 posted on 02/26/2021 10:27:09 AM PST by Fido969
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Trans Gin? (i.e. fake)


5 posted on 02/26/2021 10:28:29 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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Isn’t that lime tonic?


6 posted on 02/26/2021 10:29:05 AM PST by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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I’ll put it on the shelf with Decaf coffee.....


7 posted on 02/26/2021 10:29:16 AM PST by G Larry (Authority is vested in those to whom it applies.)
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Because for hundreds of years people have been accepting the inconvenient, debilitating effects of alcohol simply so they could enjoy the great taste of gin.


8 posted on 02/26/2021 10:31:30 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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9 posted on 02/26/2021 10:32:07 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Republicans are the court jesters in the kingdom of liberalism)
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Eff that. They must be going after the Karen market.


10 posted on 02/26/2021 10:32:51 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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Next thing you know, they’ll come up with an inflatable woman.

Oh, wait...


13 posted on 02/26/2021 10:34:16 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Only a moronic, suicidal group would try a Great Purge 2021 on an armed American. We're ready!)
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“Why Jebus?? Why?!!!!”

How did that planning session go? Let’s take something nasty that people hide with mixers to get a buzz, and take away the possibility of getting a buzz?! That leaves you with just nasty.

Brilliant!


14 posted on 02/26/2021 10:36:07 AM PST by brownsfan (Term limits! Without term limits, we are doomed.)
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While on vacation, I ordered a Tanqueray & Seven

The bartender spent several minutes looking through the Bartenders Guide before finally asking me what was in it

“Oh...is Sprite okay?”

Musta been AOCs brother working that day


15 posted on 02/26/2021 10:36:22 AM PST by digger48
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I wonder what it tastes like? I’m holding out for alcohol free Everclear.

Actually, it can come in tablet form. Just add alcohol.


17 posted on 02/26/2021 10:37:29 AM PST by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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This will rank right up there in popularity with the decaf/skim milk no sweetener cappuccino - aka the “Why Bother?”


18 posted on 02/26/2021 10:37:32 AM PST by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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Ditto - why? Like making alcohol free vodka; what’s the point? Go drink juniper juice.


19 posted on 02/26/2021 10:37:53 AM PST by SkyDancer (Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
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You may as well drink a glass of pine needles.


21 posted on 02/26/2021 10:38:42 AM PST by RC one (When a bunch of commies start telling you that you don't need an AR15, you really need an AR15)
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22 posted on 02/26/2021 10:38:43 AM PST by Red Badger (SLEAZIN' is the REASON for the TREASON .................................)
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Maybe it’s for declared alcoholics who still want to enjoy the taste, but w/o alcohol.

Decades ago, in the 1980’s I was over drinking.
I have a high tolerance, so soon i was drinking more to get that same buzz. That was not good for my health or mood, so I decided on my own to taper way back.

If I had a serious alcohol problem, this kind of product would only make me remember what I’m now missing.

To avoid drinking alcohol, I would need to also avoid anything that looked, smelled or tasted like the true ambrosia I really want. Even the sound of pouring it into a bourbon glass would light me up.


23 posted on 02/26/2021 10:39:14 AM PST by lee martell
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Ugh. Gin is the one thing I can’t stand. Taking OUT the alcohol probably isn’t going to improve it, LOL!


24 posted on 02/26/2021 10:39:26 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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Near beer has a market. If there’s a market for fake gin might as get the dollars.


26 posted on 02/26/2021 10:39:31 AM PST by discostu (Like a dog being shown a card trick )
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