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EAT CELEBRITY MEAT
Bitelabs ^
| 2020
| Bitelabs
Posted on 02/25/2021 5:05:32 PM PST by dynachrome
BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.
It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples.
Culture Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors.
Meats In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie
(Excerpt) Read more at bitelabs.org ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: andes; aviation; cannibalism; congocuisine; flight571; hoax; mysterymeat; satireihope; soccer
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I hope this is humor
To: dynachrome
I’ll pass on the Franco Salami, but Porky Pig sounds pretty good.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:09:17 PM PST
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: dynachrome
Celebrity Soylent Green. 🤮🤮🤮
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:11:00 PM PST
by
Linda Frances
(Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness. )
To: dynachrome
I’m now calling for a magnetic pole reversal, a meteor strike, and the Yellowstone caldera to blow.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:12:27 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: dynachrome
It's actually from 2014, but the site is still up and running. With my luck, I'd probably get Lindsay Loham.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:14:43 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: dynachrome
There is only one positive regarding leftist celebrities (yes, leftist celebrities is redundant). They are fertile ingredients for satire.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:14:43 PM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
To: dynachrome
Can't wait for the Sophia Loren Italian salami
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:14:56 PM PST
by
Jolla
To: dynachrome
Which would taste spunky funky. Like it has been pre-chewed.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:16:30 PM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
To: dynachrome
Soylent Green took place in 2022
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:17:11 PM PST
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: dynachrome
I’ve been living too long.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:20:27 PM PST
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: dynachrome
John Holmes salami?
Ew...
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:21:14 PM PST
by
W.
(Autocorrect must die! How do I kill it?!)
To: dynachrome
And you to might become V.P. - I know, my bad...
To: dynachrome
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:25:33 PM PST
by
TonyChris
(Didn't vote for Amazon in last election)
To: dynachrome
Maybe this is kind of thing Bill Gates has in mind when he says we need to switch to artificial “beef”.
To: amorphous
She did like her willies well browned.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:26:03 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: W.
My first thought was Ron Jeremy, but I was embarrassed to know who he was.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:30:29 PM PST
by
pnut22
To: dynachrome
“EAT CELEBRITY MEAT”
Not without an iron-clad contract and all syndication and merchandising rights!
*SNORT*
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:35:47 PM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: dynachrome; All
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:38:15 PM PST
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:40:08 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Joe Biden: The best president Chinese money can buy.)
To: pnut22
Ha, I know...da big kahuna, indeed.
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posted on
02/25/2021 5:43:46 PM PST
by
W.
(Autocorrect must die! How do I kill it?!)
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