Posted on 02/16/2021 5:57:51 AM PST by Red Badger
Looks like she wants to stick around for a while.
The Louisiana woman who went viral after getting Gorilla Glue globbed in her hair has taken a big step toward making her 15 minutes of fame last as long as a scalp full of adhesive — and has hired a full-blown celebrity management team, including an agent.
Tessica Brown, 40, has teamed up with the professional fame experts in addition to recently unveiling her merchandise line, days after returning home from her hair-saving surgery in Beverly Hills.
The mother of five has partnered with Gitoni, who represents celebrities like Blac Chyna, Lamar Odom and Tommy Lee and provides product placement, marketing, celebrity management and casting for scripted and reality television.
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Maybe she needs Soul-Glo®
Capitalism is grand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
America. So structurally racist a black woman can have 5 kids, apply huge amounts of chemicals to her head to hide her African features, get paid for it, and require a “celebrity manager” to promote her fame.
I look back on life and realize how stupid my choices were. I have had a job since I was 14 I paid my way through college. I started a business. I paid taxes. And what do I get? Called a racist nazi while a government bureaucrat is doing everything possible to shutter my business. i should have just lived on welfare my whole life and then make a fool of myself on the internet.
Maybe she can star in a woke version of Jackass, doing one cockamamie thing after another.
They have ‘Mods’ over there?...................
How much is her Gofundme account at now?
How much has she made off of clicks to her stupid viral video?
“ They have ‘Mods’ over there?.........”
Perhaps they are Discus mods. Either way, they are sensitive.
Stupid can sometimes be profitable. She might be on MTV soon with a reality show.
New Cable Station:
RETARDED People doing Stupid thing!
Tessica Brown, 40, has teamed up with the professional fame experts.
Darwin award panel
/s
.. and your 15 minutes Start NOW!!!
“...I should have just lived on welfare my whole life and then make a fool of myself on the internet.”
So much truth, but very sad truth... I want to laugh, because you nailed it. I want to cry, because you nailed it.
Anyone that would pay a dime to gaze at a total imbecile could save that money by looking at a mirror.
Attention getter?
Money getter.......................
Same agent represents George Floyd???
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