Posted on 02/15/2021 1:53:32 PM PST by sodpoodle
T A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at the neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation of $80. And, if you want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them."
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:)
Love it!
Three nuns die in a car accident
They meet st peter at the gates
He says, “you have to answer one question before being let into heaven.”
He asks the first nun, “who was the first man?” She replies “adam”, and st peter says, “well done, enter into the joy of heaven.”
He asks the second nun, “who was the first woman?” She replies “eve” and st peter says, “well done, enter into the joy of heaven.”
Now the third nun was a mother superior. St peter says to her, “your question will be a little harder, given your position.” He asks her, “what was the first thing eve said when she saw adam?”
The mother superior got a puzzled look on her face, furrowed her brow, scratched her head, and muttered “my thats a hard one”...
St peter said, “well done, enter the joy of heaven.”
Diplomacy. . . .
With a Scottish accent of course.
naughty;)
I’ve always liked that joke. Ever since I first heard it on The Vicar of Dibley. Remember that show?
OMG that’s hilarious!!!!
Secret Agent Man wrote: “The mother superior got a puzzled look on her face, furrowed her brow, scratched her head, and muttered “my thats a hard one”...”
Or, this one: What’s the first thing Adam said to Eve? You better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing will get.
For golf jokes, I was always fond of this one:
Two guys were playing golf. After finishing a par 4 hole the one keeping score said “I made bogey”, and asked the other what he scored. The other guy said “I got a ten.” The scorekeeper told him that they play winter rules and said @You can improve your lie.” The other guy said, “Oh I didn’t know that. In that case, I got an 8.”
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She should have said, “African or European swallow?”
LOL
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