Three nuns die in a car accident
They meet st peter at the gates
He says, “you have to answer one question before being let into heaven.”
He asks the first nun, “who was the first man?” She replies “adam”, and st peter says, “well done, enter into the joy of heaven.”
He asks the second nun, “who was the first woman?” She replies “eve” and st peter says, “well done, enter into the joy of heaven.”
Now the third nun was a mother superior. St peter says to her, “your question will be a little harder, given your position.” He asks her, “what was the first thing eve said when she saw adam?”
The mother superior got a puzzled look on her face, furrowed her brow, scratched her head, and muttered “my thats a hard one”...
St peter said, “well done, enter the joy of heaven.”
naughty;)
I’ve always liked that joke. Ever since I first heard it on The Vicar of Dibley. Remember that show?
Secret Agent Man wrote: “The mother superior got a puzzled look on her face, furrowed her brow, scratched her head, and muttered “my thats a hard one”...”
Or, this one: What’s the first thing Adam said to Eve? You better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing will get.
She should have said, “African or European swallow?”