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Love it!
Three nuns die in a car accident
They meet st peter at the gates
He says, “you have to answer one question before being let into heaven.”
He asks the first nun, “who was the first man?” She replies “adam”, and st peter says, “well done, enter into the joy of heaven.”
He asks the second nun, “who was the first woman?” She replies “eve” and st peter says, “well done, enter into the joy of heaven.”
Now the third nun was a mother superior. St peter says to her, “your question will be a little harder, given your position.” He asks her, “what was the first thing eve said when she saw adam?”
The mother superior got a puzzled look on her face, furrowed her brow, scratched her head, and muttered “my thats a hard one”...
St peter said, “well done, enter the joy of heaven.”
Diplomacy. . . .
With a Scottish accent of course.
OMG that’s hilarious!!!!
For golf jokes, I was always fond of this one:
Two guys were playing golf. After finishing a par 4 hole the one keeping score said “I made bogey”, and asked the other what he scored. The other guy said “I got a ten.” The scorekeeper told him that they play winter rules and said @You can improve your lie.” The other guy said, “Oh I didn’t know that. In that case, I got an 8.”
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LOL