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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
enVolve ^

Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith

The covid recommendations from the brilliant sciency-people at the CDC have turned to a comedic level. From one mask to two.. to three, they are now recommending, and I swear I’m not making this up, that we wear panty hose on our faces.

We’ve reached epic level stupid.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides.

(Excerpt) Read more at en-volve.com ...


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To: A.M. Smith

Since women don’t wear pantyhose anymore, sounds like someone is trying to prop up the market. /sarc


101 posted on 02/12/2021 1:29:31 PM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: heavy metal

What the......(fade)


102 posted on 02/12/2021 1:29:44 PM PST by bigdaddy45
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To: mythenjoseph
DEVO.....now were ALL DEVO.hahahahahha

I think we have moved past DEVO and right into Weird Al territory:

Dare To Be Stupid

103 posted on 02/12/2021 1:30:10 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: A.M. Smith
I presume this guy's doing it wrong:


104 posted on 02/12/2021 1:31:48 PM PST by mellow velo
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To: Renkluaf

Taupe fishnet is my pick.


105 posted on 02/12/2021 1:32:58 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: unixfox

They don’t?

I guess I’ve not been paying close enough attention.


106 posted on 02/12/2021 1:32:58 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

Holding Whitey at gun-point.


107 posted on 02/12/2021 1:33:32 PM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: mythenjoseph

Nevermind.I found it. I should look more thoroughly before I ask a question.
Thanks


108 posted on 02/12/2021 1:33:34 PM PST by GrandmaPatriot
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To: PROCON

Sounds fishy to me...


109 posted on 02/12/2021 1:34:20 PM PST by Bobalu (When I die I want to be buried in Chicago so I can stay active in politics)
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To: Bobalu; Dr. Sivana

Sounds fishy to me...
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Or Phishy...

https://i.redd.it/xfj4aymg6uh51.jpg


110 posted on 02/12/2021 1:42:19 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: A.M. Smith
This is how you do it. too much cross contamination issues when taking it off (same with gaitors)

111 posted on 02/12/2021 1:49:55 PM PST by RummyChick (To President Trump: https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3923111/posts)
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To: A.M. Smith
My recommendation for those who think mask are necessary to wear this because it will eliminate two problems:


112 posted on 02/12/2021 1:51:22 PM PST by maddog55 ((the only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!))
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To: A.M. Smith

Okeeedokeee....
Sooooo...I already can hardly breathe through just a surgical mask because of COPD, and the CDC desires we wear pantyhose over that or whatever face covering we are employing? I’ll have to get my doctor to prescribe an oxygen concentrator for me so I’ll not get brain asphyxiation and also my lungs don’t literally collapse under all that.

Yes, I know that things are still all about x-ing out anyone with any kind of physical ailment, disease, the elderly, physically infirm, mentally ill, basically anyone deemed “an unproductive citizen” for whatever reason.

May the Lord forgive us, and protect us.


113 posted on 02/12/2021 1:54:00 PM PST by Patriot777 ("When you see these things begin to happen, look up, for your redemption draweth nigh.")
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To: A.M. Smith

I can’t type my thoughts on this.

I’ve had enough.


114 posted on 02/12/2021 1:54:18 PM PST by Irenic
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To: Rurudyne

I think that one is due out in March.


115 posted on 02/12/2021 1:55:25 PM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: All

And here I went to therapy to get over my cross-dressing phase and now they say it’s okay. I feel like suing somebody.


116 posted on 02/12/2021 1:55:59 PM PST by BipolarBob (It's all fun and games until Mrs. Bipolar catches me posting on Free Republic without permission.)
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To: A.M. Smith
NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks

So how will they distinguish us from bank robbers?

117 posted on 02/12/2021 1:56:44 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction". It is dying on Our Watch.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

One of the comments on that Dare to be Stupid video was “If 2020 had a theme song...”


118 posted on 02/12/2021 2:00:15 PM PST by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Was thinking same thing! The Raising Arizona scene.


119 posted on 02/12/2021 2:02:40 PM PST by TianaHighrider (God bless President Trump. Prayers for PDJT and his loyal supporters.)
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To: A.M. Smith

Well I r3eccomend the CDC take a flying leap off a high building.


120 posted on 02/12/2021 2:02:59 PM PST by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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