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NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
enVolve ^

Posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith

The covid recommendations from the brilliant sciency-people at the CDC have turned to a comedic level. From one mask to two.. to three, they are now recommending, and I swear I’m not making this up, that we wear panty hose on our faces.

We’ve reached epic level stupid.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally recognized that the masks they’ve had everyone wearing for the better part of a year are largely ineffective because aerosols easily go around the top and sides.

(Excerpt) Read more at en-volve.com ...


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1 posted on 02/12/2021 12:09:39 PM PST by A.M. Smith
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DEVO.....now were ALL DEVO.hahahahahha


2 posted on 02/12/2021 12:12:24 PM PST by mythenjoseph
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If humiliation is the goal, they have already achieved their
goal in our eyes.


3 posted on 02/12/2021 12:12:26 PM PST by DoughtyOne (The Republican Party is dead. Long live the Founders Party.)
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Ah, do they recommend a particular color?


4 posted on 02/12/2021 12:12:51 PM PST by Renkluaf
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This came straight from Do Jumping himself.


5 posted on 02/12/2021 12:13:51 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (You are in far greater danger from authoritarian government than you are from a seasonal virus.)
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I read somewhere that drinking toilet water cures the FauXi virus...bottoms up!


6 posted on 02/12/2021 12:14:14 PM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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This came straight from Xi Jumping himself.

I hate spellcheck.


7 posted on 02/12/2021 12:14:43 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (You are in far greater danger from authoritarian government than you are from a seasonal virus.)
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“Let’s see what else we can get the dummies to wear.”


8 posted on 02/12/2021 12:15:01 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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They also recommend that we smear ourselves with mud.


9 posted on 02/12/2021 12:15:19 PM PST by headstamp 2 (Socialism- Institutionalized Deprivation)
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Real crooks put pantyhose on their faces to keep people from identifying them during a robbery.

When they force people to wear pantyhose and wear a face mask isn't that going to defeat their facial recognition software?

Asking for a friend.

10 posted on 02/12/2021 12:15:22 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys )
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Nothing beats a great pair of Leggs


11 posted on 02/12/2021 12:15:23 PM PST by Skywise
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Panty hose?


12 posted on 02/12/2021 12:15:25 PM PST by Buttons12 ( )
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Soon, it will be diapers we’re supposed to put over our faces.

And people will submit.


13 posted on 02/12/2021 12:16:25 PM PST by Trumpisourlastchance
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“And wear socks on your ears!”


14 posted on 02/12/2021 12:17:50 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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15 posted on 02/12/2021 12:18:03 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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Make being a THIEF much easier— the deformation of any and all facial features-— complete!


16 posted on 02/12/2021 12:18:16 PM PST by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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They realized that anal swabs were an indignity too far, so they’re recommending pantyhose as a fallback insult. Expect anal swabs to rear their ugly heads again once we’ve all got Leggs on our heads.


17 posted on 02/12/2021 12:18:47 PM PST by Blurb2350
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You want to do that, fine. Try to make me do it and we have a problem.


18 posted on 02/12/2021 12:19:08 PM PST by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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Robert Goulet sings:
“What Kind of FOOL am I?”


19 posted on 02/12/2021 12:19:48 PM PST by lee martell
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OK, I already feel mildly criminal when I’m masking up in the parking lot before entering the store. But pulling pantyhose over my head first? That’s just creepy.


20 posted on 02/12/2021 12:20:07 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Killer Joe: babies, jobs, tax cuts, he kills them all.)
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