And here he is, looking like Obama's portrait in front of a hedge:
Posted on 02/08/2021 6:44:38 PM PST by Morgana
Stiff where? Still stiff here. Much like the relationship between Black women and our hair, the situation involving our good sis Tessica Brown (aka Gorilla Glue Girl, as she’s been unofficially dubbed on social media) and her horrendous hair catastrophe that went viral last week has also increased in complexity.
Last week, we told you about Brown’s unfortunate circumstance involving her hair and the permanent (not meant for hair) adhesive Gorilla Glue spray. If you’ve somehow missed this story, allow me to sum it up for you in the simplest way I can. Essentially, Miss Brown ran out of one hair product and thought a completely different product would ultimately give her the same effect. The good news? It did. The bad news? The product she used wasn’t made for hair. Like, at all. Due to that fact, Brown has consequently been stuck with the same hairstyle for about a month now, with the rest of the Twitterverse now heavily invested in her journey to find a resolution. Well today, it looks like we’ve got an update.
Via Brown’s TikTok, the reportedly 40-year old Louisiana teacher apparently went to the hospital over the weekend to see what, if anything, could be done about her hair. Pictures posted on her official Instagram, which has now amassed over 600,000 followers, show Brown laying on a hospital bed with remnants of what appear to be cotton swabs still stuck to her hair, arguably implying that whatever treatment the hospital staff tried to give her unfortunately didn’t work. Speaking to Kiss 92.5 FM’s Roz & Mocha, the Brown recounted her painful experience, saying:
(Excerpt) Read more at yahoo.com ...
“Here it is..the stupidest thing you will read all day.”
Every time I read something and think that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard someone like this steps up and does something even more stupid.
I get pissed at the government protecting me from myself but this lady needs a full time baby sitter.
Acetone works to dissolve krazy glues. I use it all the time. I use it to remove cyanoacrylate glue from my fingers when I work with it and to unglue my mistakes.
When Gorillas do their hair do they use African American snot gel?
This reminds me of the silicone injections to accentuate buttocks and thighs. The Darwin Awards were waiting these gals outside the IR.
It was more what, seems to me, to be a probable explanation. I don't know it to be a fact.
I don’t think he’s admirable at all, but that won’t stop me from using that gif.
I didn’t mean to imply that. It was a reference to the group of phonies on here that think so highly of him and are always defending his actions, no matter what they are. This as they pretend to be patriotic Trump supporters.
In any case, I’m sure Putin and his comrades in communist China, Iran, Venezuela, etc, regularly laugh their butts off at the weird/self-destructive crap that goes on in our country. Some of it they no doubt promote through their social media trolls and other various agents here.
For Pete’s sake. Just shave it all off and wait for it to grow back. Buy a few hats and be patient....
ACME make the ACME Gorilla Glue Hair Removal Kit. It consists of:
One ACME #4 Blow Torch
One ACME 21CX Vibrating Tool and 5 corrugated blades (21CX-CB5)
One ACME 300CFM-AC Compressor with 25’ High Pressure Hose Kit
One ACME PC3 Pneumatic Heavy Duty Chipper with 5 Tool Steel chisel Heads
One Gallon of ACME Fluoroantimonic Acid with Handling Kit and Protective Suit
The Kit is guaranteed to remove the Gorilla Glue and hair. A bargain at $7,699.95
there have been talks of her exploring her legal options since Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.
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Because noone in their right mind puts glue all over their hair!
I. Can’t. Even.
And here he is, looking like Obama's portrait in front of a hedge:
There ought to be a special AITA* category for lawsuits by persons without common sense. They drive up the cost of everything for everyone else.
* Am I the A-hole?—a popular column on Reddit)
Where should she display her Darwin Award?
I've having some trouble seeing them.
What device are you viewing them on, your Micky Mouse wrist watch?
Won’t it just finally grow out?
There’s no salvaging hair that has been that damaged.
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