For Pete’s sake. Just shave it all off and wait for it to grow back. Buy a few hats and be patient....
ACME make the ACME Gorilla Glue Hair Removal Kit. It consists of:
One ACME #4 Blow Torch
One ACME 21CX Vibrating Tool and 5 corrugated blades (21CX-CB5)
One ACME 300CFM-AC Compressor with 25’ High Pressure Hose Kit
One ACME PC3 Pneumatic Heavy Duty Chipper with 5 Tool Steel chisel Heads
One Gallon of ACME Fluoroantimonic Acid with Handling Kit and Protective Suit
The Kit is guaranteed to remove the Gorilla Glue and hair. A bargain at $7,699.95