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AOC Recalls How She Barely Survived Terrorists Seizing Nakatomi Plaza
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/04/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/04/2021 8:12:38 PM PST by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent video, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled her harrowing experience at Nakatomi Plaza on the night terrorists stormed the building. She describes her near-death experience and what it was like trying to survive.

“I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die," said AOC describing the events at Nakatomi Plaza. “Hans Gruber and his armed thugs took control of the building, and everyone was in a panic.”

The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wifebeater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"

“And like where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”

“Listen, Lady, I’m John McClane, but you gotta be quiet so I can get you out of here,” the cop said.

But before he could explain more, Hans Gruber heard her shouting, and John McClane was forced to turn himself in. Gruber grabbed AOC and held her hostage once again. “This is the end for me,” AOC thought to herself, but then McClane saved the day by ripping the gun off his back and killing the terrorist and wounding Gruber.

“And to make matters worse, Gruber fell back through the window, grabbing my wristwatch and nearly pulling me down with him. John McClane --without my consent -- grabbed my arm and unclasped my watch, letting Hans Gruber fall to his death,” said AOC. “I’m lucky to be alive, and I may never recover from the trauma it caused.”

Ocasio-Cortez has called on the NYPD to be defunded based on McClane's violent, aggressive behavior toward her.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: anotheraocthread; aoc; babylonbee; diehard; ocasiocortez
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To: Vermont Lt

He’s sneaking around a tower at night, trying to avoid Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.


21 posted on 02/05/2021 12:30:23 AM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: BipolarBob

#believewomenunlessademocratrapedyou


22 posted on 02/05/2021 12:45:08 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: BipolarBob

#believewomenunlessademocratrapedyou


23 posted on 02/05/2021 12:45:11 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: BipolarBob

#believewomenunlessademocratrapedyou


24 posted on 02/05/2021 12:45:12 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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To: BipolarBob

She should hook up with Hillary Clinton and reminice their silly harrowing near death accounts.


25 posted on 02/05/2021 1:04:44 AM PST by Mashood
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To: BipolarBob

Didn’t she hide in the indoor flower/plant pool in the building’s lobby along with John McLean? I thought I saw her sorry ass sticking out of the reeds.


26 posted on 02/05/2021 2:20:17 AM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Candor7

This incident reminds her of when she was under fire with Sen Blumenthal in Viet Nam.


27 posted on 02/05/2021 3:34:46 AM PST by Vehmgericht (12)
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To: Vehmgericht

She was on John Kerry’s Swift boat in Viet Nam too.


28 posted on 02/05/2021 3:41:24 AM PST by offduty (Joe Biden, Commander in Thief)
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To: max americana

LOL!


29 posted on 02/05/2021 3:45:37 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (They HAD to kill somebody for their plan to work. RIP Ashli.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

“I thought I saw her sorry ass sticking out of the reeds.”

Well, I saw her peering through hinges.


30 posted on 02/05/2021 3:47:03 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (They HAD to kill somebody for their plan to work. RIP Ashli.)
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To: BipolarBob

Yippee ki yay, Madame Fibber.


31 posted on 02/05/2021 4:54:00 AM PST by KarlInOhio (The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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To: All

America came this close to having a guy in a moose head as dictator and you want to know something — it would have been an improvement over the Democrats.


32 posted on 02/05/2021 4:55:33 AM PST by Peter ODonnell (Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
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To: BipolarBob

Lie Hard


33 posted on 02/05/2021 5:13:01 AM PST by Cooter (The media opts for narrative over news)
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To: Vehmgericht
This incident reminds her of when she was under fire with Sen Blumenthal in Viet Nam.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I am pretty sure AOC has spent time hiding in Blumenthal's office bathroom, where Blumenthal has "killed" her over and over.


34 posted on 02/05/2021 5:16:17 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: BipolarBob

She sounds like Hillary in Bosnia with the sniper in 1998.


35 posted on 02/05/2021 5:19:04 AM PST by BuffaloJack (Neither safety nor security exists in nature. Everything is dangerous and has risk.)
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