No joke
Posted on 02/04/2021 8:12:38 PM PST by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent video, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recalled her harrowing experience at Nakatomi Plaza on the night terrorists stormed the building. She describes her near-death experience and what it was like trying to survive.
“I can tell you that I had a very close encounter where I thought I was going to die," said AOC describing the events at Nakatomi Plaza. “Hans Gruber and his armed thugs took control of the building, and everyone was in a panic.”
The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wifebeater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"
“And like where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”
“Listen, Lady, I’m John McClane, but you gotta be quiet so I can get you out of here,” the cop said.
But before he could explain more, Hans Gruber heard her shouting, and John McClane was forced to turn himself in. Gruber grabbed AOC and held her hostage once again. “This is the end for me,” AOC thought to herself, but then McClane saved the day by ripping the gun off his back and killing the terrorist and wounding Gruber.
“And to make matters worse, Gruber fell back through the window, grabbing my wristwatch and nearly pulling me down with him. John McClane --without my consent -- grabbed my arm and unclasped my watch, letting Hans Gruber fall to his death,” said AOC. “I’m lucky to be alive, and I may never recover from the trauma it caused.”
Ocasio-Cortez has called on the NYPD to be defunded based on McClane's violent, aggressive behavior toward her.
It’s a Christmas movie!
AOC obviously needs a good husband to balance her penchant for drama, a grounding affectation needed.
A 6ft 6in Lumber Jack supporter of President trump, from Oregon , would do.
He could grab her time piece when ever he wanted and not a thing could she do about it.
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Welcome to the Party, pal.
Bwahahahaha ... what makes this both funny and tragic is the reality that OAC might make up even this big a lie and her ‘constituency’ would swallow the poison.
AOC survived Tiananmen Square.
And saved countless lives, too!
It’s funny because it’s true...
Was that her standing in from of that tank!
So brave! ( sarc.)
SCUM SUCKING LYING PIECE OF HUMAN DEBRIS
AOC survived Tiananmen Square.
Wrong side, Dude. She would have opposed the protestors.
Now... That is funny right there!
In all seriousness, AOCSmolette should be stripped of committee assignments and censored because she has incited a twitter crowd into misplaced hatred against Republicans AND the Capitol Police, who glared at her, incited racism, and has lost all credibility as a critter (not that they have much to begin with, but still) on the House floor.
bttt
” I have a machine gun HO ho HO..”
AOC: “Did anyone call my name 3 times?”
AOC survived Tienanmen Square by machine gunning the dangerous Capitalist Counterrevolutionary Insurgents and running them over with a tank, barely escaping with her life savings and a new garbage disposal.
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