AOC Claims Two Men In MAGA Hats Threw Economics Textbooks At Her

The Babylon Bee ^ | 02/02/21 | The Babylon Bee

[Pining_4_TX]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In recounting her terrifying experience in the Capitol when America's sacred and holy democracy was assaulted by Lin Wood's Twitter followers, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed that the attack was much more horrible and terrifying than anyone originally thought.

"At one point, two scary men in MAGA hats, like, literally threw copies of Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell, literally right at me," said AOC. "They said: 'Read this! Read this please!' in their very scary man voices. I thought at that moment I was going to die. I'm lucky to still be standing before you today."

[TigersEye]

No matter how far Slow Joe’s dementia progresses he will never be #AOCStupid. So he’s got that going for him.

Her stupid is the superlative stupid in this and all alternative universes.

[guthunde47]

Thanks! Just like Kamala Harris. HYPOCRITES and LIARS, their father is SATAN himself.

[Aria]

LOL!

[I Drive Too Fast]

LOL. Love the Bee.

[Sacajaweau]

The story changes every time she opens her mouth.

[Sacajaweau]

Ohh...The Bee....They got me royally!!!

[headsonpikes]

Sowell is good, but Hazlitt’s “Economics in One Lesson” might be more accessible to someone of her capacity.

Maybe even ‘The Little Red Hen” if that’s not been expunged.

[KTM rider]

"(quote)Histrionic personality disorder is characterized by constant attention-seeking, emotional overreaction, and seductive behavior. People with this condition tend to overdramatize situations, which may impair relationships and lead to depression. Yet they are highly suggestible, easily susceptible to the influence of others."(/quote)

AOC seems unhinged. Seems like most of our government is occupied by the insane

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Or that she knows what economics are.

[Jane Long]

They probably told her.... “You need to have the books thrown at you!” and, well, we know the rest.

😂

[Gil4]

I kndw it was satire because there is no way AOC can identify an Econ textbook, even if it smacks her upside the head.

[Robert DeLong]

The headline made me laugh without reading any of the actual joke yet. 8>)

[4Liberty]

[beethovenfan]

I’m not sure she can read.

[Enterprise]

"The story changes every time she opens her mouth."

She said she is a survivor of sexual assault. Now she can say she is a survivor of textual assault too!

[jocon307]

HAHAHAHAHA, that’s hilarious!

[AnthonySoprano]

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They need to put her picture in the Medical journals next to that disorder!

Spot on!

Thanks

[Stand Watch Listen]

Whenever I see a post about AOC, my thoughts immediately go to Dave Chappelle youtube's thoughts on the Jussie Smollett Incident.

Justin Smollett incident (4:54 min)

[rllngrk33]

She said she is a survivor of sexual assault.

Did she report it to the police? Is there documentation?

Probably all that happened is somebody copped a feel when she was waiting tables at her last job.

[MHT]

Knew that book would come in handy some day.... The best book ever written for simpletons with no understanding of economics, and great for high schoolers, too. Her comment says a lot about the level of intellectual understanding of second-term Congressmen and knowing when someone is actually doing you a favor.