Posted on 02/02/2021 11:12:32 AM PST by metmom
U.S.—Experts are now predicting that humans will make a giant evolutionary leap forward in the next few years, moving from walking around on two legs to rolling around in a giant ball of masks, thanks to ever-evolving mask guidelines.
"At the current rate of mask growth, humans will evolve to just be rolling around in a giant ball of them within three years," said evolutionary biologist Bob Carson III. "As the mask arms race accelerates, we're already seeing humans wearing three, four, five, six, even seven masks. Projecting that rate out, assuming logarithmic growth -- let's see, carry the one... yep. We're all just gonna be big mask blobs."
Scientists believe humans' legs will slowly begin to atrophy as they no longer use them to walk around, as they'll be able to roll in the mask balls. Freeways will be converted into fun slides where you can just roll to work, and doors will be turned into Hobbit hole-style round entryways so you can just roll on into the office when office buildings open up again in a few years.
One competing study is challenging the idea that humans will be rolling around in a ball of masks and instead found that the entire earth will just be a big ball of masks hurtling around the solar system and smothering all human life within.
It’s a start.....
How do you think Armadillo got started?
Yeah, but with a speed bump...Tony Fauzi’s swab-looking head up our behind.
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LOL! I want to hear OSHA’s implementation of masks. If someone would kindly post the picture of a horse after OSHA applies all safety measures, that’d explain it all! :-)
I once saw an article about an airbag for motorcycle riders. It was a device that inflated like a ball with the rider completely inside it.
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