Now, why didn't I think of that?
Posted on 01/31/2021 3:19:30 PM PST by metmom
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has been reinstated as president so Democrats in Congress can be sure the impeachment trial will be constitutional.
Trump will resume serving as president effective immediately so that Democrats can vote on the article of impeachment filed against him.
"We must make Trump president again so we can constitutionally impeach him again," said Chuck Schumer. "It's the only way to be sure. Normally, we don't care about the Constitution, of course, but when you're talking about impeaching Trump, we have to make sure we get it just right."
Democrats everywhere approved of the move, saying they have had nothing to live for since Trump left office last week.
"I had all these protest signs and nothing to protest," said Portland-area BLM activist Jacob Brier excitedly as he got on his gas mask. "We tried firebombing the local DNC headquarters, but it just wasn't the same. Sure, we could protest Biden starting new wars, but it's more fun to protest war under a Republican president. Feels more righteous-y."
Standing up doing the wave on this one. lolol.
They do a good job.
“The Bee knocks another one out of the ball park.
Chuckle! “
YES, Yes.
*BOOM*
So, so funny! But, should we really give the Socialist Democrats ideas? ;)
Now, why didn't I think of that?
Why not on this one?
It would be awesome watching their heads explode trying to rationalize that move.
What a Catch 22 for them.
democrats have simply stopped following the rule of law and just make up whatever rule or interpretation of a rule that is most expedient to get what they demand.
Since “Impeachment” is to “remove a sitting President”, then if he’s acquitted he should be seated as President.
Dang, should have read the source first. I love the BB!
Bkmk
Wait a minute. If he’s not the President and they impeach him, doesn’t that take away his status as non-President and make him the President again? I’m confused...
Good one!
Is this for real or is this just a joke”
It’s the Babylon Bee.
Sometimes it is difficult to tell.
C’mon man...it was Xoe’s good idea. The 1st one he’s had.
"Read to the end!"
Wife promises to circle back to question about how much she spent at Hobby Lobby
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