Texas University Tells Students To Wear Masks During Masturbation

Summit News ^ | 1-29-21 | Steve Watson

[dynachrome]

A Texas University suggested in a series of tweets that students should wear face masks during masturbation, even quipping that they should ‘mask-urbate’.

The University of North Texas’s Student Health and Wellness Center fired out the tweets, which have since been deleted because they offered advice contrary to that of the school’s guidelines on coronavirus, according to Campus Reform.

One of the tweets declared “Mask-urbate?! Read below to learn more,” with an accompanying image suggesting that any students with COVID symptoms should “skip sex and stay in.”

[dynachrome]

Hunter Biden is saddened.

[dfwgator]

“Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.”

[Antihero101607]

Double masks. Rectal covid testing. Now they want to tell people to mask up when they go for happy fappy fun time?

[BipolarBob]

Why is it that we're just NOW hearing about this? How many millions have been put at risk by not providing this info sooner?

/s

[Dr.Deth]

[Antihero101607]

Wait, they’re saying “mask up and go screw yourself”.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Social distancing not recommend though.

[BAN-ONE]

For those of you old enough to remember..
This sounds like an Aggie joke.

[dfwgator]

“Go away...’Batin’!”

[Bonemaker]

What are they saying...you might give it to your joint or vice versa?😎

[Kid Shelleen]

If only Jeffrey Toobin wore a mask he might still have a job today.

[PGR88]

The definition of a loser is someone who catches VD from masturbation.

[Robert357]

You have to wonder if that is classified as a super spreader event either due to heavy breathing or significant spreading of legs?

It is very difficult for hormone charged late teen early twenty somethings to keep their legs closed and hands off each other in a college environment.

[Songcraft]

"Okay", blurted Jeffrey Toobin, "I'm ready and raring to go!"

[Old Yeller]

These people are nuts!

[livius]

All of this is so gross and disgusting.

[moovova]

Don’t panic...you can handle it. 😁

[Kenny Bania]

[21twelve]

Toobin: “Excuse me, but I have to go walk the dog.....if you know what I mean.” (Who’s Line show).

[gov_bean_ counter]

Never do it sitting on the toilet...