Posted on 01/12/2021 6:01:53 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—Donald Trump was permanently banned from Twitter today, being a crazy fringe extremist who also happens to be the president of the United States.
But the ever-clever Trump, always known as the smartest man in the room, has managed to get back on the social network by disguising himself as one Chongald Xrump, PR specialist for the Chinese Communist Party.
Trump is reportedly attempting to build a following by tweeting about how good Uighur concentration camps are and how nice the Chinese government is, since those things are not banned under Twitter's terms of service. Once he has enough followers, he'll remove his Asian rice hat and false Fu Manchu mustache and begin tweeting about the rigged election once again.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
4-D Chess in action!
DANG!
I’m honestly surprised Babylon Bee has been allowed to continue to take shots at the left. Seems it would just be a matter of time ...
Lol how long until the Bee gets deplatformed.
Damn.
It’s The Bee.
I was hoping it was real - it’s exactly the sort of thing he might do :-)
They are already exploring a print edition.
These guys are good!
LOL, awesome.
Gotta love the Bee!
If SNL would turn the Bee’s stories into skits it would rival the original cast days....
Babylon Bee is hosted by Cloudflare, which prides itself on not doing content censorship, FWIW.
We went to my coworker’s parties in ‘78 and when SNL came on, we packed into the living room for the show. Afterwards, the party restarted!
The Bee is batting a thousand.
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