Posted on 01/08/2021 7:30:42 AM PST by Zhang Fei
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an awesome display of action movie MAGA-greatness, Trump walked away from the exploding Republican Party like an absolute legend, without looking back or even flinching. Witnesses say they saw Trump power-walking in slow motion away from the massive explosion as smoldering wreckage and shrieking Republicans rained down around him.
"I've never seen anything so beautiful," said Steve Bannon and Nancy Pelosi in unison.
Trump supporters and Democrats collectively cheered while the steely-eyed Trump strutted confidently without any indication that he cared about the scorching inferno behind him as it laid waste to all the "losers and second-rate cowards" caught up in the blast. Mitch McConnell tried his best to escape, but he was too slow due to being a turtle. The force of the blast tipped him over on his back and he lay there with his arms flailing helplessly.
Authorities arrived on the scene to try to extinguish the flames but Trump stayed their hands. "No," he said, slowly removing his glasses and finally turning around to gaze upon the torched ruins of the Republican Party. "No... let it burn."
Libertarian Party officials raised their hands and offered to take in anyone orphaned by the blast, but everyone threw spitballs at them and then stuffed them in a locker.
“The GOP is dead to me....”
Agree, until we live in the democrat Hell Hole for one month. Then what?
That’s the only reason the GOP is still alive.
No, that will not do. There is no reforming the GOP. We tried that with the Tea Party and the GOPe blob compromised and turned them deep state faster than we could replace the old guard. The GOP has to ether and die. I am done with them. It would be easier to reform the Libertarian Party.
I though the Bee was supposed to be parody?
Fodder for your next letter to squishy Pubby Congressums.
The GOP exists only because the Democrats allow to exist, they are there to give the Rats cover.
Their next recess, they will get an earful when the come back to their districts......................
The GOP is an illusion. The GOP has always been an illusion.
Trump walks away from the Republican Party and 80 to 90 million Americans walk away with him.
That’s gold, baby!
Winning
Absolute Legend: Trump Walks Away From *Uni-Party* Without Even Looking Back At Explosion.
The left fear him more now then they did while he was in office they don’t know what he will do but it won’t be good for them.
I haven’t seen any parody on that site in a year.
The problem for the Republicans is not what Trump did to them, but what they did to themselves. Trump merely helped Ryan show himself for what he truly was.
I walked away fro the GOP 10 years ago.
I’m a registered Whig.
Topical humor ping
Trump had all the answers and gave them the option of being on the right side of issues but the opted for the uni-party option to cover their a$$ to stay in office only a few backed Trump the rest will pay for it at election time.
This.
Except they never recess anymore.
Trump was the flashlight that exposed the cockroaches.
Conservative Republicans, moderate Democrats, and frustrated Libertarians welcomed with open arms!
Rinos, Demokkkrats, and Socialists need not apply, pretty sure you will be more welcome with your OWG (one world government) friends.
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