[BipolarBob]

Read this new classic before they're sold out! Joe Biden, taking a cue from his buddy OJ, is making more money than ever turning out great reading for the whole family. Imagine sitting around the fireplace and listen to Joe's ingenuity and humor as he allegedly pulls off one of the most brazen thefts history. This will be required reading in colleges, so be sure and order your copy early.

[Sacajaweau]

I can’t get to the store soon enough..../s

[Sacajaweau]

I’ll wait until next week and try my local Dollar store.

[rovenstinez]

I would say they rigged it for him, as they know they can control what he says.

[BenLurkin]

bttt

[dayglored]

Eh, nah, I’ll wait for the Kindle version to come out. Less to throw away.

[KarlInOhio]

I don't think Joe could figure out how to steal pudding from his own refrigerator without Jill's help.

But this story is still a fun little parody of OJ:

[a fool in paradise]

Biden is clarifying that this is a NAUTICAL term and that he simply used the same ghost writer who authored Barack Obama's first book.

[RoosterRedux]

Wow. This is powerful satire. The kind that can get a person killed...in China.

[EvilCapitalist]

I’ll buy a copy if the grocery stores run out of TP again.

[Carriage Hill]

SPJNK.

[nickcarraway]

Is he really capable of being the one who rigged it?

[BradyLS]

Chapter 1: “There I was, no malarkey...”

[StAnDeliver]

"This book is a masterpiece," said The New York Times. "Biden, who totally wrote this all by himself, draws the reader in with a compelling narrative of a totally hypothetical story. His prose is artful and engaging. The description of an effort to steal the 2020 election is way more believable and interesting than Trump's baseless claims. In short, Biden is a genius."

This, is brilliant. BB have outdone themselves. This is literally a reading into the future, as the books that will be released detailing Xiden's fraud will come straight from his own campaign and staff, as Nancy unleashes her 25A Committee to successfully remove Xiden.

[BeauBo]

(Parody)

[Kid Shelleen]

Funny stuff; I heard he was planning a sequel entitled "If I Knew What Day It Was".

[doorgunner69]

Bidet did not have to lift a finger for the fraud.

Soros and the globalists took care of everything.

[bitt]

p

[Irish Eyes]

That was fast.

[BigEdLB]

There is precedent - 1872 - electors rejected over conern of fraud:

Arkansas
Arkansas voted for the Republican candidate, Ulysses S. Grant, over Liberal Republican candidate Horace Greeley. Grant won Arkansas by a margin of 4.34%. However, due to the turbulent conditions of Reconstruction, along with various irregularities and allegations of electoral fraud, Congress rejected Arkansas's six electoral votes. Neighboring Louisiana's electoral votes were also rejected.

Louisiana
Louisiana voted for the Republican candidate, Ulysses S. Grant, over Liberal Republican candidate Horace Greeley. Grant won Louisiana by a margin of 11.38%. However, due to the turbulent conditions of Reconstruction, along with various irregularities and allegations of electoral fraud, Congress rejected Louisiana's eight electoral votes. Neighboring Arkansas's electoral votes were also rejected.

This is from Wikipedia, so it's less than perfect, I am a presidential election nerd, so I knew about this - but this is an accurate picture as I understand it, of those two states in 1872. Electoral; votes rejected on the basis of a concern of fraud.

[Candor7]

Biden Releases Controversial New Memoir ‘If I Rigged It’....................

Hands Up! Don’t shoot me bro!

Biden is already proving to be a monumental touch hole.

A Coward.