“Trans-Species” Man Has Silicone Fins Implanted In His Skull

anewspost.com ^ | Dec. 8, 2020 | Mark Horowitz

[PROCON]

A 24-year-old man from Catalonia, Spain named Manel Munoz has had two fins implanted into his skull. Munoz, who is known artistically as Manel De Aguas claims to identify as a “trans-species,” which means that he wants to live his life, at least partly, as another species.

The silicone fins that have been attached to each side of his head help him fit in with his “cyborg” identity.

Munoz says that he has never felt entirely human, so he has sought to become the person he truly believes himself to be.

[House Atreides]

Jeez... when it comes to secondary species, HE CHOSE POORLY.

[ZOOKER]

[blueunicorn6]

I’ll bet he molests mackerel.

[PLMerite]

There was a time when silly sh!t like this would have violated the Hippocratic Oath.

[equaviator]

He’s “fin”-ished...As in, “all through”! End of story.

[noiseman]

I think I’ll “identify” as a bald eagle. The government would have to protect me, everyone else would have to leave me alone, and I could hunt and fish as much as I wanted, without a license. Even the liberals would have to advocate for my safety and happiness.

[C210N]

Another attention seeker, akin to the bridge jumper a few months ago, who fractured his skull, just to make himself "known".

[simpson96]

He belongs in a mental institution.

But he’s given credence and special accommodations.

This is how far society has fallen.

[Steven Tyler]

Back in the day, he would be slotted into category “plain nuts”

[aces]

Yea, freak..

[Kriggerel]

Cool, so if I decide I want to be a bobcat, I can walk around the city, and start publicly urinating on buildings and cars whenever and wherever I feel like it, and say: “You can’t arrest me for indecent exposure! I’m a bobcat tom, and I’m just spraying to mark my territory! That’s what we bobcats do!”

(Of course I’m sure some smart cop would hand me a dead rat and say: “Well, if you’re a bobcat, why don’t you eat this dead rat? That’s what bobcats eat, isn’t it?” :P

[Kozak]

I’m sure he will be visiting the ER in the not too distant future with his cellulitis.

[Chickensoup]

10 bucks says he is a furrie

[mabarker1]

Good grief !!!

The demonratcommieblmantifaterrorscumgoathumpingchildrapist Scrools have moved beyond the lgpqztarz transgender crap being ingrained everywhere these days..:

[humblegunner]

10 bucks says he is a furrie

No bet.

He Yiffs at FurCon and blogs about it.

[Chickensoup]

EEEEEEEWWWEWWWWW!

[HereInTheHeartland]

I have thought that one could say they identify as a cat. Then tell a workplace they have to be accommodated with a litter box for bathroom.

[Salamander]

I wonder how much it would cost me to get myself a long, elegant tail?

/feeling swishy

[Salamander]

He did it just for the halibut.

[Salamander]

National Lampoon nailed it way back in the 70s.

If you’re poor and walk around town in a tuxedo and swim fins, you’re the town lunatic.
If you’re rich and walk around town in a tuxedo and swim fins, you’re the town eccentric.