[Kriggerel]

Cool, so if I decide I want to be a bobcat, I can walk around the city, and start publicly urinating on buildings and cars whenever and wherever I feel like it, and say: “You can’t arrest me for indecent exposure! I’m a bobcat tom, and I’m just spraying to mark my territory! That’s what we bobcats do!”

(Of course I’m sure some smart cop would hand me a dead rat and say: “Well, if you’re a bobcat, why don’t you eat this dead rat? That’s what bobcats eat, isn’t it?” :P

[gundog]

[Paperpusher]

“Cool, so if I decide I want to be a bobcat, I can walk around the city, and start publicly urinating on buildings and cars whenever and wherever I feel like it, and say: “You can’t arrest me for indecent exposure! I’m a bobcat tom, and I’m just spraying to mark my territory! That’s what we bobcats do!”

Just move to San Francisco, no one would notice.