I think I’ll “identify” as a bald eagle. The government would have to protect me, everyone else would have to leave me alone, and I could hunt and fish as much as I wanted, without a license. Even the liberals would have to advocate for my safety and happiness.
Liberals don’t care about anything but the cause. Their care for “the environment” is pure deception, and when confronted about how many birds modern windmills kill they typically shrug.
I identify as a helicopter, an AH-1J, how cool is that?
Why not?
My pronouns are “whoop whoop”.