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Falling iguanas in store for Florida as temps drop below 40
CLICKORLANDO ^
| December 24, 2020
Posted on 12/25/2020 3:34:04 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
30s and 40s are welcome temps in Jan-early March in Wisconsin.
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posted on
12/25/2020 3:36:54 PM PST
by
LukeL
To: nickcarraway
Yep. I am in central Florida. Between Orlando and tampa. Close to legoland. Gonna get cold here tonight. Good, saves my electric bill and my A/C isn’t running. Lol.
To: nickcarraway
It it were California it would be falling ignoramuses.
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posted on
12/25/2020 3:46:53 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(You are in far more danger from an authoritarian government than you are from a seasonal virus.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Why would Iguanas be falling in stores?
Are they hiding in the rafters to keep warm?
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posted on
12/25/2020 3:49:09 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
12/25/2020 3:49:26 PM PST
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(Guide me, O thou great redeemer, pilgrim through this barren land.)
To: nickcarraway
iguanas from Heaven? not kosher but maybe they’re the new manna?
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posted on
12/25/2020 3:50:03 PM PST
by
faithhopecharity
(Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: nickcarraway
The Iguanas should have checked the Weather Report.
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posted on
12/25/2020 3:53:47 PM PST
by
Meatspace
To: faithhopecharity
iguanas from Heaven? not kosher but maybe they’re the new manna?"Every time it rains it rains....Iguanas from Heaven. Don't you know each cloud contains....Iguanas from Heaven."
To: faithhopecharity
Taste like alligator except worse. They are all over my mom’s community in Boca Raton, have seen four since I arrived.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:02:37 PM PST
by
Clemenza
To: nickcarraway
“Falling iguanas are possible.”
Yes folks, falling iguanas are possible, and that’s why, for just three easy payments of $19.99, you can own this certified iguana-proof helmet. Get one for that special person in your life that you don’t want to get kanocked on the head by airborne reptiles.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:09:54 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: nickcarraway
Iguanas are not native to Florida and are considered an invasive species. They are also quite tasty.
I don’t see the problem.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:18:33 PM PST
by
Kevmo
(I feel like I'm in a slow motion Red Dawn reality TV show. The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
To: nickcarraway
Folks, we of The National Federation of Lizard Catchers are issuing this emergency call to the citizens of southern Florida to please pull your trampolines under a tree to help break the fall of some drunken lizard diving out of a tree.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:20:18 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: nickcarraway
Pick up all the ones you can find and kill them.........Those that survive, shoot them with pellet rifles..........
Cold weather is the ideal time to deal with them so take advantage of it........./
To: Kevmo
They are also quite tasty. "I'm on a Mexican...whaoooh... radio..."
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:24:02 PM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Kevmo
Invasive fallen iguanas should be put in to the freezer to finish them off.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:26:16 PM PST
by
Sasparilla
( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
To: Sasparilla
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:28:37 PM PST
by
Kevmo
(I feel like I'm in a slow motion Red Dawn reality TV show. The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
To: Kevmo
It would be nice if the cold weather also reduces the python population in Florida. They are another invasive species that is harming the local ecosystem.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:29:00 PM PST
by
Wilhelm Tell
(True or False? This is not a tag line.)
To: nickcarraway
Hopefully the cold temps will kill some of the Burmese pythons infesting the Everglades.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:29:31 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(If the meanings in the Constitution can change, why did they bother writing it down?)
To: Sirius Lee
I have no idea about this apparent cultural reference.
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posted on
12/25/2020 4:29:53 PM PST
by
Kevmo
(I feel like I'm in a slow motion Red Dawn reality TV show. The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
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