Posted on 12/16/2020 8:52:48 AM PST by Impy
Hey Congrats Colon, I hear everyone's favorited geriatric hippies Ben and Jerry have named one of thier overpriced creations after you. 
"Thanks cracka Imp. It's called Colon's Colossal Krap. It's prune flavored ice cream with football shaped chunks of THE BLACKEST chocolate, chopped Brazil nuts and a swirl of overly salted caramel. And the best part is it's made without milk! Meaning it's a 'frozen dessert product' that can't legally be called ice cream!"
"That sounds icky. What's wrong with milk?"
"I'm Vegan."
"Oh my God, really? But your ears look normal to me and you aren't very logial."
"No stupid honky girl, Vegan means I don't don't eat meat OR dairy because the woman I gave my testicles to says I can't!
"Wouldn't you kill someone for a piece of cheese right now?"
"No!! Almond tofu is just as good!!! I'm don't spend half the day thinking about ways to kill myself just cause I know Satan at least has a BBQ once in a while!!
"I like Ice Cream with sprinkles!!"
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Week 14 results coming soonish
Las Vegas
Buffalo
Green Bay
Tampa Bay
Dallas
Tennessee
Indianapolis
Miami
Minnesota
Seattle
Baltimore
Los Angeles Rams
Arizona
Kansas City
New York Giants
Pittsburgh
You are preaching to the choir here on the FR. It is very unfortunate the ratings are only down 8% YTD. The NFL will weather this storm and blame it on COVID. Hopefully the boycott gathers strength and kicks the hard during the playoffs, especially the Super Bowl
No matter how many times Lamar Jackson denies it he will go down in infamy as missing the 4th quarter because he had to use the bathroom only to jog out after backup QB gets hurt in order to save the day.
The Ravens Browns game last quarter was exciting. And the ending after the time goes to Zero was bizarre.
Meh. Who cares?
I’m selling a lot of my NFL previously enjoyed gear and trinkets on ebay!
I miss certain aspects of Fox News, but I’m a very shocked that I don’t miss the NFL at ALL!
LOL, I thought the same thing “cramps” they said. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I don’t get the point of these threads. Why bother listing the matchups if this is a boycott party? Or is that the joke - that you’re watching anyway?
Raiders
Bills
Packers
Cowboys
Football Team
Bears
Dolphins
Ravens
Buccaneers
Titans
Colts
Eagles
Rams
Saints
Browns
Steelers
For week 15... Tthanks
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RIP Bender2. You're doing a pretty good job, Impy. I once posted a picture of me with a couple of Broncos cheerleaders, and of course Bender photoshopped his 'Futurama' namesake in my place with the cheerleaders. Hilarious!
No, I'm not going to look for that picture, I think that was two computers ago.
wasn’t the only browns he disposed of that game...
oh, yeah... i went there.
What’s the NFL?
It was an easy habit to break for me too. The product was already going downhill with the new pussified tackling rules which eliminated the defensive strategy of separating the receiver from the ball. The racist, anti-American field demonstrations just sealed the deal.
FWIW- I donated mine to our local homeless shelter
My picks:
Raiders
Bills
Packers
Colts
Titans
Vikings
Seahawks
Dolphins
Ravens
Buccaneers
Cowboys
Cardinals
Rams
Chiefs
Giants
Steelers
“I don’t get the point of these threads.”
Hehhehehe...
NFL;
Woke
Fake
Unpatriotic
Good point! I was talking with a Canadian buddy last week and he showed how woosified the NFL rules are compared to Canadian play. It was interesting.
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