Posted on 12/07/2020 12:17:12 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
Our hearts are touched! In a nice gesture, Kamala Harris sent Joe Biden 17 get-well-soon puppies!
Awww! So cute!
Biden injured himself while playing with his dog, and this is sure to cheer him up!
After receiving the puppies, Joe is rumored to have exclaimed, "Help! She's after me again!" Haha! Such a great jokester. It's awesome to see these two buddies playing around already. What a great four years this is going to be!
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LOL!
All Hail the Babylon Bee!
You’d think that 17 had some special meaning or was an inside joke...
Biden said he got injured when he ran out of the shower to pull his dog’s tail.
The man basically explained that he sustained an injury while acting like a toddler - or more accurately, like an adult with toddler-like impulse control due to brain damage.
Is he going to shower with all of them? And pull their tails when he gets out?
Definitely one of the weirdest explanations ever to come out of Dementia Joe’s mouth.
Poor dog was probably trying to get away from him.
.....Poor dog was probably trying to get away from him......
.....because he’s so ugly and perverted!!!!
“...Biden said he got injured when he ran out of the shower to pull his dog’s tail....”
That’s what one gets when they have sex with their dog in the shower...LOL.../S
The dogs are bigger than Slow Joe.
omg....you got me believing for half a minute! Lolz.
If the election theft goes through, and if Biden lasts until January 20, I don’t have much confidence that Biden will stay in office through his first year as Usurper-in-Chief. I expect Harris and the far left to make sure he steps aside.
I know! The Bee is so close to reality, it’s hard to know it’s satire.
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