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Microsoft pokes Cortana's corpse to give her telepathic abilities on Windows 10 (Latest build release)
The Register ^ | dec 4, 2020 | Richard Speed

Posted on 12/06/2020 3:28:03 PM PST by dayglored

Should we be worried?

The undead have telepathic powers if Microsoft's latest Windows 10 Insider emission is to be believed.

Perhaps stung by cruel criticism that the last batch of bleeding-edge Dev Channel releases have been a little light on features, build 20270 arrived overnight and apparently imbued Microsoft's unloved assistant, Cortana, with mindreading abilities.

Assuming one's PC has a mind of its own, of course (and judging by the shenanigans that seem to happen every Patch Tuesday, we're starting to wonder).

Cortana mindreading

"You can now use Cortana on your PCs to translate their thoughts into direct actions to open and find files and save time spent navigating to apps/folders to locate and open files," enthused Windows Insider bigwig Brandon LeBlanc as he trumpeted a new File Skill.

English-speaking US users can use Cortana to search for local files, if signed in using a Microsoft account, or in their SharePoint or OneDrive for Business storage for those with corporate credentials.

Folk using a Windows 10 device outside the US are sadly denied the prospect of barking file search orders at Cortana and must instead make do with common or garden search techniques.

Prodding of Cortana's corpse aside, the Dev Channel build also includes updates (already shunted to the Beta Channel as part of the Windows Feature Experience Pack) in the form of a split keyboard mode when a 2-in-1 touch device is in the portrait posture. An "Advanced View" checkbox has also been added to Optimize Drives to show hitherto hidden volumes.

Fixes include an issue where apps unexpectedly closed when a user clicked the maximise button as well as dealing with delays logging on to devices with lots of users. Known issues include the usual hangs when attempting to install a new build.

As ever, there is no guarantee that anything in the Dev Channel build will show up on the desktops of everyday users. Handy, because nobody truly wants to know what their PC is really thinking. ®


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Hobbies
KEYWORDS: cortana; insiders; microsoft; telepathy; whatcouldgowrong; windows; windows10; windowspinglist
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Sounds a little scary. :-)
1 posted on 12/06/2020 3:28:03 PM PST by dayglored
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To: Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ATOMIC_PUNK; bajabaja; ...
Windows 10 Update/Build has Cortana enhanced ... PING!

You can find all the Windows Ping list threads with FR search: just search on keyword "windowspinglist".

2 posted on 12/06/2020 3:28:50 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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To: dayglored

Cortana is SO SO SO awful!


3 posted on 12/06/2020 3:29:18 PM PST by devane617 (Kyrie Eleison, where I'm going, will you follow?)
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To: dayglored

Just wait until they resurrect Tay...


4 posted on 12/06/2020 3:30:05 PM PST by null and void (My President is a Person Of Color, Orange is a Color...)
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To: dayglored
IMPORTANT: This build is for the "Windows Insiders" -- the early adopters and testers.

Regular Windows 10 users may or may not get these features, depending on feedback.

5 posted on 12/06/2020 3:31:20 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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To: devane617

Cortana saves me every once in a while. I sorta appreciate it . . . every now and then.


6 posted on 12/06/2020 3:31:29 PM PST by JohnBrowdie
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To: dayglored

Still will keep it disabled.

I hate the damn thing.


7 posted on 12/06/2020 3:36:40 PM PST by freedumb2003 ("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
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Handy, because nobody truly wants to know what their PC is really thinking. ®

Listen, I pampered you, gave you only the best unfiltered power, kept your anti-virus up to date, and cleaned up after your crashes. The least you can do is find my damned spreadsheet!

8 posted on 12/06/2020 3:36:47 PM PST by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: dayglored
Listening devices that Americans purchase so Big Brother can listen to us.

No freakin' way...and some things need to go BOOM!


9 posted on 12/06/2020 3:37:55 PM PST by newfreep (The Communist/DNC VOTER FRAUD is Trump's ONLY opponent in 2020 election.)
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To: JohnBrowdie

Saves you from what?


10 posted on 12/06/2020 3:40:40 PM PST by Labyrinthos
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To: newfreep

That’s a great explosion, what’s it from?


11 posted on 12/06/2020 3:44:06 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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To: dayglored

Cortana, unloved?

(She) was great on my Windows phone until my phone was outmoded. I still use the phone, but I’m dreading the day I have to choose between Apple and Android/Google.


12 posted on 12/06/2020 3:45:43 PM PST by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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To: dayglored

Microsoft has a $hit operating system. The only thing keeping Microsoft afloat is the Office suite.


13 posted on 12/06/2020 3:45:57 PM PST by wildcard_redneck (COVID lockdowns are the Establishment's attack on the middle class and our Republic)
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To: wildcard_redneck

Microsoft’s largest growth sector is Azure cloud with Teams a close second. To say Microsoft is being “kept afloat” by Office is ludicrous.


14 posted on 12/06/2020 3:52:26 PM PST by rarestia (Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
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To: rarestia
"Microsoft's largest growth sector is Azure cloud with Teams a close second. To say Microsoft is being “kept afloat” by Office is ludicrous.

Yet you failed to defend Windows 10 because you know it is a piece of $hit OS. Your failure to rebut my central claim is very telling and an implicit agreement with my statement.

Thanks for playing.

15 posted on 12/06/2020 3:57:22 PM PST by wildcard_redneck (COVID lockdowns are the Establishment's attack on the middle class and our Republic)
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To: wildcard_redneck

You made a statement that makes it sound like Microsoft is “barely holding it together” financially. Their latest kernel, injected into Win10, Server 2019, nano, and Azure, is the strongest kernel offering they’ve ever put out.

Your argument that Office is what’s holding them together is still ridiculous. Meanwhile, you come at me with ad hominem attacks. Bravo.


16 posted on 12/06/2020 4:01:47 PM PST by rarestia (Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
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To: dayglored
Microsoft offers their operating system, Updates (laughingly called "Windows 10" - those kids at Microsoft have the wankiest sense of humor), as a service.

On the farm, we all knew what happened when the cow got "serviced".
17 posted on 12/06/2020 4:03:37 PM PST by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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To: Tacrolimus1mg

I loved my windows phones, i hate my new googley spy phone.

I just pulled a really old nokia 635 out of my drawer the other day and am considering switching my sim.

I have a idol4s winphone but the speaker broke and i really dont want to take it apart yet, but i am almost am at that point


18 posted on 12/06/2020 4:06:00 PM PST by algore
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To: freedumb2003

Disabled it from day one. It will stay disabled until day Infinity.


19 posted on 12/06/2020 4:06:45 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: devane617

that cortana software did something to my system on an update and now my touchpad is all screwed up and can’t do my normal stuff I was doing before with right clicking.
I am going to have to go back to disabling updates


20 posted on 12/06/2020 4:07:24 PM PST by RummyChick (I blame Kushner.)
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