The only Thanksgiving pro-tip you need this year: don’t kill your loved ones.

twitter ^ | 11/21/2020 | steven crowder

[mylife]

As for me and my household: we WILL celebrate Thanksgiving. We will have a house FULL of family, friends and kin. We will give thanks together, pray together and make merry with grateful and joyous hearts. This is now rebellion.

[mylife]

Amen bro

[meyer]

If they have TDS, are they truly “loved ones”?

[gcparent]

Beware of Covid cops.

[Da Coyote]

We all eagerly await the sudden disappearance of the governors *sshhats of a certain party. Sooner, please. And for this, we will certainly give thanks.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

It isnt just Dems friend. There are plenty of Republicans involved in this too.

HANG THEM ALL ON THE NATIONAL MALL!!

[SkyDancer]

Our house will do the turkey to take to a friends house where another family will make the veggies and another family the desserts all to meet at a third house; should be 24 of us.

[Clutch Martin]

I’m grillin’ the bird and we’ll dine outdoors on this very temperate Thanksgiving.

[tiki]

I have friends who live in one of those “communities” and have told their family to only bring 1 car per family and park a quarter of a mile away.

[subterfuge]

We’ll have about 25 family members.

[Slyfox]

[sauropod]

Against my better judgment, I went to Twatter.

Buncha self-unaware and self satisfied lib fascists.

They can’t even hear themselves...

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

That might be rephrased as “Beware of Covid Ops.”

Wee Willie Cuomo runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown;
Killing all the widows, blaming it all on Trump,
“Is everyone wearing masks?, it’s time to raise your taxes!”

[lowbridge]

Isnt that what family reunions are for?

[BipolarBob]

remember: Drones in the sky, Democrat neighbors, Alexa and Siri are watching and listening.

[LibertarianLiz]

Alexa and Siri are watching and listening.

I refuse to have one of those devices in my home. I was pleased when I read Kim Du Toit's description of them as "Stasi listening devices". He also refuses to have one in his home.

[VMI70]

Perfect!

Now that is a beautiful plan. Just my style, except I didn’t see any mention of alcohol.

24 people? Check 6

Have a great Turkey Day with your gathered friends! God bless you, one and all.

[SkyDancer]

Their motto is: If you’re hungry and sober it’s not our fault.

[The Great RJ]

Watch for the COVID Inquisition...no one expects the COVID Inquisition