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Never Trumpers To Be Granted Special VIP Section Of Gulags When Dems Take Over
Babylon Bee ^ | November 25th, 2020

Posted on 11/25/2020 6:58:25 PM PST by Mount Athos

Democrats are very thankful for Never Trumpers, brave conservatives who fought against Trump his entire administration. They are so grateful that they are rewarding the leaders of the Never Trump movement with access to a special VIP section of the gulags they are building.

"Thank you so much for helping us defeat Trump -- now, when we haul you off to the gulag, you'll get your own very special section," said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "You did it! Hooray!"

The VIP section will include some chairs, the occasional bottle of moonshine made from potatoes, and a small TV screen where the Never Trumpers will be allowed to watch CNN.

"Thanks, Democrats!" said Bill Kristol. "I am glad we defeated Trump together! Now, I have some great ideas for how the country should be ru--OW!" He was interrupted as he got whipped and sent back to the salt mines.

Max Boot says he's grateful for the Democrats for allowing him to stay in the gulags for the next 4-8 years, as he needs time to come up with a new column to write since Trump is out of office. Jennifer Rubin will still be brought on as a guest on various cable news channels, so part of her cell has been converted into a little recording studio just for her.

Libertarians who voted third-party will be given a certificate that their conscience remained intact, a decoration that will look great on their cell wall.


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To: Mount Athos

The allies are the first ones killed after a successful Communist revolution.


21 posted on 11/25/2020 7:35:01 PM PST by arthurus (covfefe af)
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To: arthurus

bttt


22 posted on 11/25/2020 7:36:42 PM PST by timestax
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Biden’s fuquperie will be a sideshow. He will have no influence on “his” administration. The people drugging him alert for an hour a day will be running things.


23 posted on 11/25/2020 7:37:05 PM PST by arthurus (covfefe trg)
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To: Mount Athos

Sitting here waiting for em to show up any moment now//


24 posted on 11/25/2020 7:37:08 PM PST by Joe Boucher ( Molon Labe' Baby, Molon Labe )
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To: DoodleBob

Soilent green man,
And I’m already past the age limit!!


25 posted on 11/25/2020 7:38:32 PM PST by Joe Boucher ( Molon Labe' Baby, Molon Labe )
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To: Mount Athos

On a serious note, once we pull this out, what do we do about the conspirators which includes 90% of Donk state govt officials and 50% of the GOP which are the Nevertrumpers. Not enough prison capacity


26 posted on 11/25/2020 7:57:56 PM PST by BigEdLB (All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others-George Orwell)
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To: Mount Athos

Another prediction from the Babylon Bee...


27 posted on 11/25/2020 8:17:29 PM PST by ConservaTeen (Dems can't win fairly, so they have to cheat! Election reform NOW!!!)
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To: JohnBrowdie
> ... it will permanently be their day in the barrel.

Not every day. Just days ending in “y”.

I love the barrel joke. It’s one of those wonderful, rare crude jokes where the only thing needed is the perfectly clean punchline, at least if you’re among guys.

One place I worked, “Today’s your day in the barrel” was the way the boss told someone, “I’ve got a shitty task for you.”

28 posted on 11/25/2020 8:23:19 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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To: Mount Athos

They’ll make them Kapos in the Gulags.


29 posted on 11/25/2020 8:25:45 PM PST by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: Mount Athos

This is not necessarily satire.

The Never Trumpers are traitors. Commies do not like traitors. They also want to firm up their power by eliminating any probable competition. The Never Trumpers fit both descriptions. There is a long standing tradition in commie world to murder or imprison such people.

Now let’s talk Biden’s. Commie China hates capitalism as it is their core belief it is evil. They have also executed their own that are corrupt when it comes to handling money. The Biden’s fit this to a tee. They are corrupt capitalists that are traitors. Just think how the ChiComs must loath this pair.


30 posted on 11/26/2020 5:29:14 AM PST by redfreedom
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