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Never Trumpers To Be Granted Special VIP Section Of Gulags When Dems Take Over
Babylon Bee ^ | November 25th, 2020

Posted on 11/25/2020 6:58:25 PM PST by Mount Athos

Democrats are very thankful for Never Trumpers, brave conservatives who fought against Trump his entire administration. They are so grateful that they are rewarding the leaders of the Never Trump movement with access to a special VIP section of the gulags they are building.

"Thank you so much for helping us defeat Trump -- now, when we haul you off to the gulag, you'll get your own very special section," said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "You did it! Hooray!"

The VIP section will include some chairs, the occasional bottle of moonshine made from potatoes, and a small TV screen where the Never Trumpers will be allowed to watch CNN.

"Thanks, Democrats!" said Bill Kristol. "I am glad we defeated Trump together! Now, I have some great ideas for how the country should be ru--OW!" He was interrupted as he got whipped and sent back to the salt mines.

Max Boot says he's grateful for the Democrats for allowing him to stay in the gulags for the next 4-8 years, as he needs time to come up with a new column to write since Trump is out of office. Jennifer Rubin will still be brought on as a guest on various cable news channels, so part of her cell has been converted into a little recording studio just for her.

Libertarians who voted third-party will be given a certificate that their conscience remained intact, a decoration that will look great on their cell wall.


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 11/25/2020 6:58:25 PM PST by Mount Athos
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To: Mount Athos

lol. Funny joke. no, for their extra punishment, it will permanently be their day in the barrel.


2 posted on 11/25/2020 6:59:54 PM PST by JohnBrowdie
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To: Mount Athos

That isn’t satire. It’s predictable M.O. of the Left.


3 posted on 11/25/2020 7:00:20 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Mount Athos

More truth in this than many realize...


4 posted on 11/25/2020 7:01:25 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Potemkin Joe - Everything about him is fake)
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To: Rurudyne

As another FReeper said, its cause they’ve been told their organs will be harvested last.


5 posted on 11/25/2020 7:03:20 PM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
> More truth in this than many realize...

Maybe not, have you tried to buy any ammunition lately ?

6 posted on 11/25/2020 7:04:46 PM PST by SecondAmendment (This just proves my latest theory ... LEFTISTS RUIN EVERYTHIN)
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To: Mount Athos

In the barracks next to the useful idiots of BurnLootMurder and the antifags.


7 posted on 11/25/2020 7:05:38 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (If the meanings in the Constitution can change, why did they bother writing it down?)
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To: DoodleBob

Again, history says that it will not end well for the enablers.


8 posted on 11/25/2020 7:05:46 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Potemkin Joe - Everything about him is fake)
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To: Mount Athos

I think if Bitme takes office, God forbid, he’s going to be such a massive F up in his first six months democrats will be the ones being threatened.


9 posted on 11/25/2020 7:05:53 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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To: Mount Athos

We know. Right next to the processing showers and bakery ovens.


10 posted on 11/25/2020 7:06:52 PM PST by Widget Jr
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Hoping Rinos will become an endangered species...


11 posted on 11/25/2020 7:07:12 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Potemkin Joe - Everything about him is fake)
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To: Rurudyne

Actually, the Left has even more contempt for those people than they have for us.

No one likes a betrayer, and the Left knows precisely that is what those people are.


12 posted on 11/25/2020 7:07:44 PM PST by thoughtomator
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To: Mount Athos
Don't forget coffee made by dunking chunks of burnt bread into warm water.
13 posted on 11/25/2020 7:10:08 PM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: thoughtomator

People who mocked Chamberlin’s peace in our time speech: the Germans before the war and everyone else since.


14 posted on 11/25/2020 7:10:10 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Mount Athos

Good satire always contains an element of truth.


15 posted on 11/25/2020 7:11:20 PM PST by sauropod (Let them eat kale. I will not comply. Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis. This is how Democracy dies.)
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To: Mount Athos

,,,right next to the latrine trench


16 posted on 11/25/2020 7:12:42 PM PST by joshua c (President Elect joshua_c. Hey if Joe can do it.)
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To: Mount Athos

Things like these are getting to the point of not being humorous.


17 posted on 11/25/2020 7:19:50 PM PST by crz
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To: Mount Athos

Love the Bee!


18 posted on 11/25/2020 7:27:38 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Mount Athos

Like being a “little bit pregnant”, a little socialism NEVER stops there. Because it is human nature DEFYING and liberty DENYING, MOVES ON TO FULL TOTALITARIAN COMMUNISM TO BE ENFORCED AT THE BARRELS OF THE GUNS OF THE ELITES WHO INVARIABLY RUN SUCH SYSTEMS.
The late Larry Grathwohl can help you understand how that works:

https://www.brighteon.com/1729a765-21da-4e24-abdc-8fd3ec10f44a


19 posted on 11/25/2020 7:29:26 PM PST by Dick Bachert (THE DEEP STATE HATES US! IT DETESTS TRUMP!!)
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To: Mount Athos

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharashka


20 posted on 11/25/2020 7:32:25 PM PST by Orosius
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