Posted on 11/19/2020 11:28:36 AM PST by Heartlander
Many state governors are implementing holiday bans and restrictions. It can be tough to navigate all the rules and regulations, especially when they're conflicting, constantly changing, and not even followed by the people who made them. So, we consulted with health experts and came up with this one easy tip to help you abide by your governor's holiday restrictions:
1. Don't. Resist tyrants and live your life.
(Please note for legal reasons this is satire. We would never advocate having friends and loved ones over, laughing together, sharing stories, eating great food, hugging your grandma, smoking cigars, playing backyard football, honoring traditions, showing gratefulness, or spreading cheer during the holidays during a pandemic. Definitely don't do any of those things.)
We hope this helps!
Visit the location of the governors mansion and wear your mask as you bare your buttocks at those therein.
The pictured meal looks pathetic.
I am almost sad that it is not my year to do Thanksgiving.
But I shall travel, meet with my family and have fun.
Depending on the weather we might play outside games or, if it is raining heavily, play board games. There will be far more then the recommended number of people there and none shall wear a mask.
Mom’s doing Thanksgiving, I’m doing Christmas this year, and we have both vowed to pull out ALL the stops!
Granted, we will only have 6 of us at both meals, but that’s because that’s all that is left of our family. :(
Maybe we’ll invite a few cops over, just to, ‘stick it to the man’ while showing our solidarity with those in Blue. ;)
I plan to pull out all the stops. There are currently 17 people on the guest list but it generally grows. I will have to set up a third table at least.
Sounds wonderful! :)
Great idea!
I ❤ The Bee!
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