Posted on 11/06/2020 6:40:51 PM PST by metmom
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In the wake of his much-anticipated “Fake News Awards,” President Donald Trump confirmed Friday that while most news sources are “totally fake,” there is one that he trusts more than any other—The Babylon Bee.
His remarks came in response to a reporter asking if there’s any news source he trusts exclusively in light of his rampant mistrust of the media.
“Everyone knows I really like Fox & Friends, but look, The Babylon Bee is the absolute best. They’re tremendous—nobody else even comes close to the quality and truth in their reporting,” Trump told reporters. “I read the Bee every day because I always know that what I’m reading is 100% accurate.”
“Even when they hit me, which they do quite a bit, what can I say? I’ll take it. It’s all true,” he laughed.
The president admitted to refreshing the Bee’s homepage “sometimes hundreds” of times per day for the latest stories. “I’m just glad they don’t have a TV show yet—I’d never get anything done!”
I really did LOL
It’s more reliable than the mainstream media.
I’m very close To agreeing
Since “reporting” is really nothing more than lying, these days, why not choose humor?
It's incredible how close the Bee's satirical posts so closely match reality, and even predict future events!
Consistently the funniest stuff of the last several years. Wicked political satire - even ridiculing the excesses of conservatism- without vulgarity or profanity.
Guffawww
'NUFF SAID!
Good post.
BB going legit? /s
Does anyone else think this page isn’t funny right now?
Long live the Bee.
Given it’s record compared to the mainstream media, I can’t blame him.
The Bee is great!
Thanks for the laugh!!
I figured some levity would be good about now.
Plus, I think most of us agree with the article.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.