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Posted on 10/30/2020 4:10:15 PM PDT by ARGLOCKGUY
I am hosting my Daughters Halloween sleep over. I have 11 14 to 16 year old girls running loose around here. Please pray for me!!
That’s Funny!
I pictured pops all Duck
Taped wearing heels
and eyeliner!
Are they wearing masks?
Don’t call Hunter Biden
Demonstrate that you still think of them as your babies. Try something quick and simple, like pinching their cheeks in front of their friends. Other ideas include: call them by nicknames that you used when they were younger. Show the other girls pictures of them as babies or toddlers. Try telling stories about something cute either did when she was very young.
I gaurandamtee your girls will make sure the entire crew stays out of your hair. You may get an entire week of peace since they wont talk to you for about a week after this.
I had to chaperone my two daughters on a modeling cruise where they auditioned in front of 250 talent agents, scouts, and managers. There were 750 girls auditioning. I called it the diva cruise. My plan was to stay drunk for 5 days. Worse yet, it was Carnival Cruise Lines, the food was lousy, the drinks were worse, and we were all bitten by bedbugs.
Your life is over. when you die at 3:00 AM the last thing you will experience is the glow of smartphones and the tittering and whispering of girls.
carbs. Feed them lots of carbs. Cupcakes, pumpkin bread, donuts, cookies, cheese-its, crackers. Toss in some protein (milk, cheese, etc). (carbs cause release of sleep-inducing tryptophan and protein helps build tryptophan). They’ll either go to sleep or get a stomach ache - just like Thanksgiving. In either case, it will bring the temperature down. Good luck.
If only it were tittering and whispering. I had 2 boys and then a girl. The boys' sleepovers were fine. The high-pitched squealing of the girls got to me.
Good luck and I will say a prayer for you :)
Beware of the one dressed like a Tranny. Some how make sure it’s a girl.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
DOOMED!
Hahahaha...I worked with a guy who married a woman with six sisters...
He called them “The Coven”!
Kids being kids!!! Enjoy the sounds of life <3 God Bless
At what point did you discover you were in over your head?... Where was your brain when you said yes, honey, invite them over? I am trying really hard to have sympathy... but it does not read like any one of them entered your house without invitation... ‘seriously’?
Manilow?
Hell, play Barry White!
Rod Stewart.
Steely Dan.
They’ll go, “OMG!” then leave you alone.
Your doomed.
And don’t fall asleep as anything can happen.
Facial, nails painted multiple colors, makeup application, etc.
LMAO, what were you thinking?
If you want to get any sleep take some sleeping pills. Seriously. Otherwise you will get ZERO sleep.
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We never had 11 girls over. I suppose 8 total at various times. We used the tent as well. Oh - and threatened to take away their phones for the night if they were individually focused on them. Only had to take them away on one over-nighter.
Yep - chaos at the time, but good memories for everybody.
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