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Biden Campaign Reveals Plans For Oval Basement(Satire?)
Babylon Bee ^
| 10/28/2020
Posted on 10/28/2020 12:50:48 PM PDT by Gamecock
WILMINGTON, DE—The Biden campaign has revealed plans for an oval basement, should the former vice president win the election.
If Biden is elected, he'll work out of the comfort of the new Oval Basement underneath the White House. The old Oval Office will be used by Kamala Harris to run the administration while Biden naps and is held there for safekeeping.
"We'll be converting the White House basement into a cozy, laid-back Oval Basement just for Joe," said one aide. "It'll have a bed, couches, and, heck, who knows: maybe a dartboard and a ping-pong table."
The presidential candidate also specifically requested a regulation-size shuffleboard court and a presidential aide who does nothing but run Bingo games all day.
Biden lashed out at journalists who questioned him about the planned basement, saying, "What are you trying to pull, Jack?" and "Who are you people and why am I dressed up in this suit and tie?"
TOPICS: Humor
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posted on
10/28/2020 12:50:48 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; PROCON
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posted on
10/28/2020 12:51:16 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
("O God, break the teeth in their mouths." - Psalm 58:6)
To: Gamecock
That’s my Cheshire Cat smile you see.
To: Gamecock
An oval basement, as good as a round room. Now Jill can get Biden out of her hair by telling him to “Go sit in the corner!”
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posted on
10/28/2020 12:56:44 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(In FACEBOOK JAIL! again. The words "Brain Dead and Road Ho" got me canned.)
To: Gamecock
More like a new memory care unit at Walter Reed.
To: Gamecock
Del Boca Vista Phase IV!!!
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posted on
10/28/2020 12:57:02 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Gamecock
Del Boca Vista Phase IV!!!
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posted on
10/28/2020 12:57:02 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
10/28/2020 12:57:45 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Sine Q-Anon.....................very............)
To: Gamecock
I was just talking about this on another thread. The Oval Basement!
U.S. President Biden: Look, folks, I gotta return to the Oval Basement. No joke! The fact of the matter is I'm always extremely tired, for real! 'Why? Why? Why? Why?' Calm down, reporters! Are you junkies? Look, here's the deal: C'mon, man! This is America! There's not a thing we can't do if we unite and Z-z-z-z-z-z ......
Vice President Harris: HA-HA-HA-HA! HA-HA-HA-HA! (starts dancing) HA-HA-HA-HA! HA-HA-HA-HA! .......
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posted on
10/28/2020 12:59:02 PM PDT
by
gw-ington
To: Gamecock; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; Rebelbase
Oval is so 18th century, I hear the Merv Griffin set is available!
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posted on
10/28/2020 1:07:01 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
To: Gamecock
Rose Garden out, Mushroom Garden in.
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posted on
10/28/2020 1:07:22 PM PDT
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: PROCON
The Early Bird has been changed to a Diet Coke and crackers!
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posted on
10/28/2020 1:08:49 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
10/28/2020 1:15:37 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Red Badger
Even better ........we got Hunter and Obama in the Oval Office......on ALL of our computers.
“ Hunter, you and your kiss-*** dad been holding out on me?"
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posted on
10/28/2020 1:20:58 PM PDT
by
Liz
( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: Fiddlstix
You could hook the fan directly TO the windmills! That would be BRILLIANT!!!!
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posted on
10/28/2020 1:54:30 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Gamecock
I bet it will have a really nice, top-end hi-fi record player too.
To: SaveFerris
LOL
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posted on
10/28/2020 1:57:56 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Fiddlstix
It’s called Conservation of Memergy!!
Hey I’m copyrighting that!!!!!!!
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posted on
10/28/2020 2:06:04 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: SaveFerris
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posted on
10/28/2020 2:08:32 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Gamecock
"It'll have a bed, couches, and, heck, who knows: maybe a dartboard and a ping-pong table." What about his phonograph?
lol
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posted on
10/28/2020 2:25:53 PM PDT
by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
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