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Guys, we were supposed to go the presses hours ago, I need a comedy skit, stat!

"I actually have been studying miming in spare time and I've been wanting to try it out."

A little hard to express that here in 2 dimensions, Chris. Next!!

"Let's play word association!!!!"

"Well...ok I'll start, football"

"Traitorous pigs!!!!!"

"Hey, that's two words!"

"Bubblegum!!"

"Why don't we just go after the low hanging fruit of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman."

"Doodyheads!!!"

Not a bad idea, Commander Clammmuncher. Let's see if we can get them on ZOOM.

"Onanism!!"

Joe: "Hey, how's it shaking you capialist dogs?"

"Hey Joe, I noticed you are starting to get liver spots, aren't you a little young for that?"

Joe: "Those aren't liver spots, I just didn't do a good job putting on my makeup, you see I'm actally a just a man sized #2 that my dad took once."

"Good to know. Do you have anything to say, Troy?"

Troy: "I'm just jealous my fiance here gets to ruin post-season baseball as well as football with his crappy commentary."

1 posted on 10/20/2020 7:57:29 PM PDT by Impy

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To: Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; ...

NFL Live Thread Ping Week 7

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

2 posted on 10/20/2020 7:57:57 PM PDT by Impy (Thug Lives Splatter - China delenda est)

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To: Impy

Not a bad idea, Commander Clammmuncher. Let's see if we can get them on ZOOM

8 posted on 10/20/2020 8:22:50 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)

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To: Impy

LOL!
Great stuff!

Not following the covid-19 season but love your coverage.

Hoping at least the Super Bowl is good football!

9 posted on 10/20/2020 8:25:04 PM PDT by mrsmith (US MEDIA: " Every 'White' cop is a criminal! And all the 'non-white' criminals saints!")

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To: Impy

The NFC East must be on schedule to be the worst division in NFL history. Their top team has won on 2 games out of 6.

Cowboys 2-4
Eagles 1-4-1
Giants 1-5
Football Team [formerly Washington Redskins] 1-5

12 posted on 10/20/2020 8:41:21 PM PDT by TomGuy

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To: Impy

I’m just here for BBG (immeasurably better than RBG!).

23 posted on 10/21/2020 1:38:17 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")

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To: Impy

Philadelphia
Detroit
Cincinnati
Pittsburgh
New Orleans
Buffalo
Dallas
Green Bay
Seattle
Kansas City
New England
Los Angeles Chargers
Tampa Bay
Los Angeles Rams

24 posted on 10/21/2020 3:07:17 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is serendipitous.)

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To: Impy

Philadelphia

Atlanta

Cleveland

Pittsburgh

New Orleans

Buffalo

Dallas

Green Bay

Seattle

Kansas City

San Francisco

Los Angeles Chargers

Tampa Bay

Los Angeles Rams

25 posted on 10/21/2020 5:20:31 AM PDT by Red Badger (Sine Q-Anon.....................very............)

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To: Impy

34 posted on 10/21/2020 10:46:37 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)

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To: Impy

Please Mr. Impy
I don't wanna go
Help me pom pom baby
I don't wanna go

Oh hell - time to sink or sink further.

Eagles
Falcons
Browns
Titans
Saints
Bills
Washington whatevers
Packers
Seahawks
Chiefs
49ers
Chargers
Raiders
Bears
(The BEARS! Can I get a sympathy hug, or the equivalent from you BBG?)