Posted on 10/15/2020 5:38:12 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
GREENVILLE, SC—As Halloween approaches, haunted house attractions and extreme horror experiences are competing for the crown of "most horrifying haunted house in the country." According to horror enthusiasts, a new attraction called Maskless Murder Mansion has left the competition in the dust with a twisted new vision of horror: an old mansion filled with regular people who happen to not be wearing masks.
"Yeah we know this is really messed up stuff," said Zach McDongle, owner and mastermind behind the attraction. "So far, no one has had the courage to make it all the way through."
For anyone brave enough to purchase a ticket, the terrors that await include a friendly businessman who will try to shake your hand, college students without masks, and kindly middle-aged women who will approach you at a distance less than 6 feet.
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They’re stepping it up for Halloween this year!
DANG!
It is the Bee of Babylon.
And if it’s anything like the WOB, it’s not gonna end well.
Love it!
Occasionally I’ll see somebody literally run across the street to avoid walking by maskless me. These people are nutz.
Trump signs on the lawn too no doubt
Haha. I was thinking of thd WOB ehen I typed that..
OMG ROFL!
What an idea!
The BB is on a roll.
I saw a guy on the jogging path, the other day.....with a freaking mask on!
A Karen at the grocery store had on a mask and a face shield.
She gave my maskless face the once over and stepped way aside, when she saw me on the aisle.
I’ve had that happen too...if it weren’t so weird it would be funny. I saw a young man nearly climb over the racks of canned sauce and spices to get away from me when I turned the “wrong” way down an aisle. He realized he couldn’t escape that way so he literally leaped past me (holding his breath, I imagine) and ran up the aisle.
Crazy.
Too bad I don’t live anywhere near Greensville (I live in Dunwoody, Georgia). Otherwise, I’d LOVE to pay a ticket for that location. Heck, I’ll even shake that doctor’s hand, interact fully with the college students, even let the middle aged women come near me. And if I don’t make it through the house in the time alloted, it’s only because I if anything am deliberately extending my time in there to get as much exposure to everyone. Yeah, I’m THAT desperate for interactions, after COVID-19’s pointless lockdowns pretty much took THAT away from me (and believe me, speaking as someone who has autism/aspergers, a high-functioning form of it, but autism/aspergers nevertheless, I barely have any real opportunities to interact with people even WITHOUT COVID-19’s lockdowns).
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