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Biden Proposes Mask That Will Cover The Entire Continental U.S.
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 12, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/15/2020 4:36:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WILMINGTON, DE—Presidential candidate Joe Biden has tried to distinguish himself from President Donald Trump in how he proposes to handle the pandemic. While Trump has refused to enact any sort of national mask mandate, Biden has repeatedly called for it. Now he’s gone one step farther and asked for a giant mask to be placed over the entire continental U.S.

“Masks work,” Biden told reporters, “and it’s time to stop giving people an option on masks. So we’re just going to put a mask on everything. Everything!”

Some scientists have spoken out against his plan, saying, “Masks don’t work that way,” but Biden said those were “bad scientists” and “the kind you ignore” as opposed to “good scientists” whom you "always obey without questioning them.”

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; ccpvirus; covid19; election2020; joebiden; mask; satire; scientists; sunglasses; trump; usa
Finally, we'll be safe from the coronavirus!
1 posted on 10/15/2020 4:36:13 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

Biden 2020! Mask the entire USA and stop the coronavirus!

DANG!


2 posted on 10/15/2020 4:37:31 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Biden has tried to distinguish himself from President Donald Trump in how he proposes to handle the pandemic.

The only thing Biden can handle is himself...and not very well.


3 posted on 10/15/2020 5:30:32 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: GoldenPup

If Biden says masks work & several learned people say they either don’t work or don’t work very well...well, just knowing that Biden has been known to be less than truthful is enough for me.


4 posted on 10/15/2020 5:34:40 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Biden really wants everyone in full hoods.


5 posted on 10/15/2020 5:47:36 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: GoldenPup

He’s pretty adept at handling little girls.


6 posted on 10/15/2020 6:24:41 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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