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Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 12, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/14/2020 2:15:48 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.

After several hours of hearings, Barrett pulled out a large crucifix and held it aloft. A light shone from the heavens, and the Democrats knew they were defeated.

They shrunk back and began to hiss. "Noooo!" cried Senator Richard Blumenthal. "It burns us! Take it away!" He dove under his desk to hide from its light.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: acb; babylonbee; crucifix; hearings; satire
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Kinda like this...


21 posted on 10/14/2020 3:06:30 PM PDT by Boomer (Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The RATs are all devil worshippers.
The PIAPS and the vile, demonic Botoxian are in a contest to see who will be the ultimate Queen of Hell. The rest of em all worship at the altar of Molech, the abortion demon.


22 posted on 10/14/2020 3:14:23 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOL! The headline!


23 posted on 10/14/2020 3:15:00 PM PDT by crz
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To: CedarDave

Now wait just a minute here. Were are the fangs? Pointed ears? Even more bloodshot eyes?


24 posted on 10/14/2020 3:16:23 PM PDT by crz
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To: CedarDave

Oh, that’s a good graphic!


25 posted on 10/14/2020 3:17:00 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Disappointment is inevitable. Discouragement is a choice.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Diane Fienstien was overheard muttering... “She better not start into that believing in the Bible nonsense, or I’m outta here.”


26 posted on 10/14/2020 3:20:06 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: EvilCapitalist

lol

This was funny


27 posted on 10/14/2020 3:20:14 PM PDT by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

28 posted on 10/14/2020 3:23:33 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
For every politician entering a meeting, take their temperature, tap them with a silver crucifix and give them a puff of garlic and holy water,

29 posted on 10/14/2020 3:51:13 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: TChad

LOL


30 posted on 10/14/2020 4:08:42 PM PDT by TigersEye (In all things ... trigger discipline.)
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To: TChad

LOL!


31 posted on 10/14/2020 4:15:50 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Well done Babylon Bee. Though not far from what they really believe.


32 posted on 10/14/2020 4:20:27 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: BitWielder1

Our girl from N’awlins don’t play.


33 posted on 10/14/2020 5:04:53 PM PDT by AnxiouslyWaiting
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hahahahahaha...I absolutely adore the Babylon Bee!!!!!


34 posted on 10/14/2020 5:56:53 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Leftism is the plaything of a society with too much time on its hands." - Candace Owens)
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To: Huskrrrr

‘Trump has piled up some major accomplishments. Not the least of which is keeping the Queen Vampire, Hillary, out of the White House.’

You are so right! That is the first and most important accomplishment.
Now to add to his countless accomplishments, he will keep the corrupt bydone family syndicate out of the White House!


35 posted on 10/15/2020 3:47:08 AM PDT by chrisnj (s)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Did you know The Babylon Bee started out doing satire?

They really did.


36 posted on 10/15/2020 3:54:26 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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