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Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 12, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/14/2020 2:15:48 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she was forced to turn to desperate measures.
After several hours of hearings, Barrett pulled out a large crucifix and held it aloft. A light shone from the heavens, and the Democrats knew they were defeated.
They shrunk back and began to hiss. "Noooo!" cried Senator Richard Blumenthal. "It burns us! Take it away!" He dove under his desk to hide from its light.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: acb; babylonbee; crucifix; hearings; satire
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Kinda like this...
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10/14/2020 3:06:30 PM PDT
by
Boomer
(Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The RATs are all devil worshippers.
The PIAPS and the vile, demonic Botoxian are in a contest to see who will be the ultimate Queen of Hell. The rest of em all worship at the altar of Molech, the abortion demon.
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:14:23 PM PDT
by
lgjhn23
(Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:15:00 PM PDT
by
crz
To: CedarDave
Now wait just a minute here. Were are the fangs? Pointed ears? Even more bloodshot eyes?
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:16:23 PM PDT
by
crz
To: CedarDave
Oh, that’s a good graphic!
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:17:00 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Disappointment is inevitable. Discouragement is a choice.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Diane Fienstien was overheard muttering... “She better not start into that believing in the Bible nonsense, or I’m outta here.”
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:20:06 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
To: EvilCapitalist
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:20:14 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:23:33 PM PDT
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
For every politician entering a meeting, take their temperature, tap them with a silver crucifix and give them a puff of garlic and holy water,
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posted on
10/14/2020 3:51:13 PM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: TChad
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posted on
10/14/2020 4:08:42 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(In all things ... trigger discipline.)
To: TChad
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well done Babylon Bee. Though not far from what they really believe.
To: BitWielder1
Our girl from N’awlins don’t play.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hahahahahaha...I absolutely adore the Babylon Bee!!!!!
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posted on
10/14/2020 5:56:53 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Leftism is the plaything of a society with too much time on its hands." - Candace Owens)
To: Huskrrrr
‘Trump has piled up some major accomplishments. Not the least of which is keeping the Queen Vampire, Hillary, out of the White House.’
You are so right! That is the first and most important accomplishment.
Now to add to his countless accomplishments, he will keep the corrupt bydone family syndicate out of the White House!
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posted on
10/15/2020 3:47:08 AM PDT
by
chrisnj
(s)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Did you know The Babylon Bee started out doing satire?
They really did.
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posted on
10/15/2020 3:54:26 AM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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