Posted on 10/08/2020 2:06:25 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WILMINGTON, DE—Today during a campaign stop at a soundstage in the north corner of his basement, Joe Biden took the time to congratulate Michelle Obama on a stellar debate performance.
"Look folks," he said to the loose change in his couch. "Mrs. Obama did a swell job last night. Very proud of her. And to think just a few short years ago she was stocking shelves at the grocery store! I really liked the part where she rode an elephant and then a kangaroo. That was neat!"
"Aw Joe!" said Michelle Obama when she received word of Biden's congratulations. "Such a kidder, that guy. We love old Joe!"
Politifact rated Joe's statement as "mostly true," since Michelle Obama had in fact released a video response to the presidential debates a couple of days ago and that was "basically the same thing as debating."
Biden's campaign spokesperson Paddo Peesoy also released a statement saying: "We are happy to report that Biden is in excellent health and is also still not a racist in any way."
After Biden's statement, the campaign quickly called a lid for the remainder of the day to give him time to study his running mate's Wikipedia page.
The Babylon Bee has quickly elevated itself into a national treasure.
Hahaha. I always check the by-line now.
Thanks for not marking it satire. Makes it more fun!!
lol
“’Look folks’, he said to the loose change in his couch.”
LOL!!
That was Susan Anthony on the stage.
She has been a long time friend, and I would recognize her anywhere.
;-)
They all do look alike
So do I! My old self has been faked out of it’s jock more than a few times by these gags in the past!
Yeah, well with a candidate like Lunch-bucket Joe, the material just writes itself.
ROFLMAO! Thanks. I need that! :)
We ALL need a laugh this year. Or something to relieve stress.
The media is fixated on Mike Pence’s bloodshot eye but nary a word is said about Biden’s dementia.
Joe also told Jill he loved the way Michelle Obama pepper-sprayed the debate moderator.
In real news, I’m often finding the Fraud’s surname and names of his “daughters” in my daily Andrews McMeel crossword puzzles.
http://syndication.andrewsmcmeel.com/puzzles/crosswords
Bwaaaahahahahaaa
“Biden’s campaign spokesperson Paddo Peesoy ...”
Babylon Bee. But I had to check.
Ha Ha! I did too! With Biden, you never know.
Babylon Bee reporting is worthy of the old National Lampoon magazine.
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