Posted on 10/04/2020 2:42:53 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Lying ill in the White House, Trump weakly asked for a pen and paper. Once these had been retrieved for him, he wrote out his dying wish -- just in case the worst should happen -- canceling out Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dying wish.
"I, Donald Trump, your favorite president, hereby state that my dying wish is for Amy Coney Barrett to be confirmed to the Supreme Court," Trump wrote as friends and family looked on somberly. "She's a great nominee. The best, maybe ever. That Kavanaugh guy was alright, he was pretty good. But Barrett is the real deal."
Legal scholars frantically tried to find a loophole so the nation could honor Ginsburg's dying wish but not the president's, but unfortunately for them, the plan was foolproof. "We are forced to honor this as legitimate," they said. "There's no way around it. Since we accepted Ginsburg's dying wishes as constitutional law, now Trump's are also legitimate. Should have thought that one through."
At publishing time, Trump had further wished for infinite dying wishes.
Oh that’s a goood one.
I’m telling you guys i’ve read up on something called the “sympathy” vote the past few days and it’s a real thing.
And it gives a politician a boost for about 4 weeks then fades.
And that’s just about all the time we need :)
Already a poll shows 19 percent more likely to vote for him now and 13 percent less likely. That’s a plus 6.
One of the Bee’s best!!
I knew it was the BEE as soon as I saw the title.
You guys are retarded
LOL
Freaking genius.
What’s so funny about this is that I can actually see it happening!
At publishing time, Trump had further wished for infinite dying wishes.
That is funny!
Babylon Bee has been on fire! Fun stuff.
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...and it’s in writing!
I’m still trying to see the satire.
Babylon Bee is funny...
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