Buy yourself a sense of humor.
Posted on 09/30/2020 5:41:25 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
SACRAMENTO, CA—In a move to prevent Californians from fleeing by the millions, Gavin Newsom announced a ban on gasoline automobiles this week.
The law will make it so that Californians can't drive away and escape the state in a matter of hours, forcing them to instead form migrant caravans and make the treacherous trek across the blistering deserts of the Southwest.
"Now, they'll have to cross the desert on foot," Newsom said as he handed down the order. "I'll show them, trying to flee my progressive utopia! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
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Agreed,
A Smattering of
Snarky is Stimulating!
Buy yourself a sense of humor.
Cars were a threat to their tax base, people driving in from the Burbs. Now people are leaving the Burbs for the Country Side due to remote working.
What’s next....Zoom causes global warming?
another take could have been:
Newsom uses lockdown law to prevent people moving out of state
Mocking the Left is what they do.
Inflation has struck. Senses of humor are now 50 cents.
I just figured his cat must have peed in his cornflakes. That’s enough to ruin your whole day.
The CA high speed rail project abortion has all these concrete forms and other structures that were meant to be bridges and other things. Therefore, I call it Railhenge.
Cars won’t be banned...but it will cost a year’s salary just to rent a moving van.
Fitty cent for humor!? Sheesh! Now I can’t even afford one. lol
I suspect the cat pees in his cornflakes on a daily basis.
I also suspect it may have good reason to. :)
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