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Exclusive: We Have Acquired A Copy Of Joe Biden's Debate Prep Notes
Babylon Bee ^
| 9/28/2020
Posted on 09/28/2020 2:30:32 PM PDT by Gamecock
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a daring feat of undercover journalism, The Babylon Bee's embedded DC reporter has acquired a leaked copy of Joe Biden's debate prep notes. We are proud to introduce them to the world for the first time. Please enjoy. Many undercover journalists died to bring us this information.
Here they are in all their glory:
The Babylon Bee was also able to acquire Trump's debate prep notes, but it was just a napkin on which he had written, "You are amazing, go get 'em tiger!"
TOPICS: Humor
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:30:32 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
This debate has the makings of a brutal drinking game.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:34:51 PM PDT
by
CatOwner
To: irishjuggler
It looks a little complex.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:35:52 PM PDT
by
magua
(It's not racism, it's just that thisBecause itÂ’s being reported that a lot of this started in 2015.)
To: CatOwner
I am ready to see the Bingo Cards.
“C’mon man!
“You know, the thing!”
“Dog faced pony soldier...”
etc. - etc.
To: Gamecock
Seriously, there’s no way that Joe Biden can remember and follow all of that. He’s doomed.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:41:45 PM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
("War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." - George Orwell, 1984)
To: Gamecock
Page 3 (shown below), won't help much, when Joe nods off.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:43:51 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
To: Gamecock
I think Rush called it correctly today. All Biden can do is attack Trump on each question asked of Biden. If asked about how Biden would improve the economy, Biden will attack Trump’s “failures”. NO matter how much prep Biden will get, he cannot remember shizzat!! Or if he does he’ll mix up the answers. It should be the most watched program on TV since...
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:48:27 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: Gamecock
Trump said he wants Biden to take a drug test before or after the debate LOL
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:49:48 PM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
To: GOPJ; Jane Long; MinuteGal; jsanders2001; V K Lee; HarleyLady27; stephenjohnbanker; ...
Biden's debate notes......in his own hand.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:59:19 PM PDT
by
Liz
( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: All
They missed this one:
“It’s okay because I’m a liberal Democrat.”
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posted on
09/28/2020 3:00:34 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
To: Liz
Biden’s notes....
LOL
Thanks for posting.
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posted on
09/28/2020 3:31:58 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(End vote fraud,harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/28/2020 3:41:21 PM PDT
by
Rocky
To: Gamecock
They must have cut off the most important inspirational self affirmation at the bottom.
“Remember, no matter how bad you do you will be declared the winner by all your friends in the press so relax!”
To: Gamecock
No stories about kids at the pool tugging on your leg hair, Joe!
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posted on
09/28/2020 3:52:03 PM PDT
by
rarestia
(Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/28/2020 4:14:49 PM PDT
by
johnthebaptistmoore
(The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/28/2020 4:19:31 PM PDT
by
Bshaw
(A nefarious deceit is upon us all!)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/28/2020 4:30:52 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: Gamecock
CNN, USA Today, MSLSD, ABC, CNBC and others will be fact checking this story in 3 . 2. 1 . ...
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posted on
09/28/2020 4:36:58 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(In all things ... trigger discipline.)
To: Gamecock
Looks more like the work the media would do and give it to him.
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posted on
09/28/2020 4:44:44 PM PDT
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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