NFL Live Thread: Week 3 (Boycott Party edition)

9-22-2020

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 3

Here are all the games you shouldn't watch this week!

Miami at Jacksonville

Chicago at Atlanta

Los Angeles Rams at Buffalo

Washington at Cleveland

Tennessee at Minnesota

Las Vegas at New England

San Francisco at New York Giants

Cincinnati at Philadelphia

Houston at Pittsburgh

New York Jets at Indianapolis

Carolina at Los Angeles Chargers

Tampa Bay at Denver

Detroit at Arizona

Dallas at Seattle

Green Bay at New Orleans

Kansas City at Baltimore

Last Update I heard on Danny (Bender2), he could use a heart pump but his lungs (pneumonia) need to improve first!!

[Impy]

"Hey, so did you guys watch the Emmys?"

"Sorry, I don't know that."

"Nope."

I did not watch them, no. I heard some show about a river of poo did great and some chick I never heard of from some show that I think is about lesbians won best actress.

"Football doesn't seem so bad."

"I caught the show, great stuff, Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure."

"Kung Flu?! I'm sorry, you can't be a character here in the comedy skit. No one likes you. Even Colon Krapernik is more popular."

"Oh come on, don't you want to hear my Ruth Bader Ginsburg jokes? They're off the hook!"

Speaking of Kung Flu, 4 NFL coaches and their teams were hit with bitchslap fines for not wearing masks on the sidelines. You guys all suited up for next week?

"Ummmhmmhmmhaha"

"Sorry, I didn't catch that."

"Hey, that's what my new teammates always say."

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING, WEEK 3

Let me know if you want on/off the ping list

Picks players get your picks in!!!

Special thanks to mmichaels1970

[Impy]

I got your picks on last week’s thread, reposted here

Rainmain see your private mail in regards to your week 2 picks!

Hombre Secreto

Week 3

Jaguars
49ers
Browns
Eagles
Raiders
Falcons
Bills
Steelers
Titans
Chargers
Colts
Seahawks
Cardinals
Buccaneers
Packers
Ravens

RainMan:

Week 3

ARI
ATL
BAL
CLE
IND
JAX
LAR
LAC
MIN
NE
NO
PHI
PIT
SF
SEA
TB

[Governor Dinwiddie]

NFL: dead dead dead to me.
 

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[SaxxonWoods]

I heard that some team that is pathetic set a record for low TV ratings last night. Can’t remember the name.

[PROCON]

I’m outraged, outraged I tell ya and I won’t take it anymore!

[teeman8r]

Jacksonville
Atlanta
Buffalo
Cleveland
Tennessee
Las Vegas
San Francisco
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Indianapolis
Los Angeles Chargers
Denver
Arizona
Seattle
New Orleans
Baltimore

Good luck to all in weak tree fiddy

T

[El Cid]

I will continue to boycott the ‘woke’ NFL, but I didn’t realize that Bender2 was ailing. Prayers for his health.

[Enterprise]

I see my true national treasure. BBG wears it in plain sight. So, here's the teams I am boycotting.

Jaguars
Falcons
Bills
Browns
Titans
Patriots
Giants
Eagles
Steelers
Colts (5 star lock of the week or it's all free!)
Chargers
Bucs
Cardinals
Seahawks
Saints
Ravens

[campaignPete R-CT]

#boycottNFL

they could bring the LGBT flag to midfield, and all kneel ... homophobia must end.

[Impy]

Unfortunately he's been in the shop for a while and looks like he'll be there a while longer. 🙏🙏🙏

[ocrp1982]

I believe that was the NY Jets game if I recall correctly. But, overall, the NFL viewership is down significantly. My entire family, football fans forever are ALL boycotting the NFL. Love of country is FAR more important than any game. Period. End of discussion.

[campaignPete R-CT]

Winners:

All the home teams

[Viking2002]

My fantasy moment: seeing the look on that fat little pussy Daniel Snyder's face when the final gun sounds and he realizes that The Team Formerly Known As The Redskins just got their asses handed to them by The Mistake On The Lake. In Cleveland. I mean, I want that greedy, pompous, gutless, self-serving little bastard worn to a psychological nubbin and have a public mental breakdown. I want to see franchise sponsors and fan support keep hemorrhaging until FedEx Field is reduced to an empty, graffiti-tagged stadium full of crabgrass and ragweed. I want the tunnels to the locker rooms to smell like stale bus stop urinals and the bleachers strewn with empty bottles of malt liquor and Wild Irish Rose. If I could have thrown a hex for The Notorious RBG to live one more year in order to see Snyder's helicopter go down in flames onto the Wilson Bridge with him on it, I'd have worked my best mojo to make it happen. That team is the NFL's version of a reanimated corpse. Let it rot in the sun a little longer for entertainment purposes, then launch a crossbolt through it's skull.

[spokeshave]

[montag813]

Damn those are some lousy matchups. Only 2 games to watch (if I were watching): The Cuck Bowl (Rodgers vs. Brees) and KC-Baltimore.

[Enterprise]

I didn't want to pick the Giants against the 49ers, but there are simply too many injuries on the 49ers to be confident.

Mostert - Doubtful.
Kittle - Questionable.
Garoppolo - Questionable.
Samuel - IR
Coleman - Doubtful.

Whoever becomes the QB will have McKinnon as RB1, Reed as TE, and Bourne as WR1. I'm not saying they aren't capable, but it's a lot to consider to try to pick the winner of this contest in light of the injuries and doubt about who is actually going to play.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Parity pick again: All home teams.
Break-outs begin next week.

[Red Badger]

Miami

Atlanta

Los Angeles Rams

Cleveland

Tennessee

Las Vegas

San Francisco

Philadelphia

Pittsburgh

Indianapolis

Carolina

Tampa Bay

Arizona

Dallas

Green Bay

Kansas City