Posted on 09/03/2020 5:40:42 AM PDT by Libloather
Some topics are just too important to go unsaid – despite how controversial they are.
A Lincoln, Nebraska, man has gone viral after making a very passionate plea for something that has been on everyone’s mind since the invention of finger foods: boneless chicken wings.
More specifically, the term “boneless chicken wings” and what it really means.
Adler Christensen arrived at a Lincoln City Council meeting and took the floor to demand we do away with the verbiage “from our menus and from our hearts” in place of something more accurate, such as “buffalo-style chicken tenders,” “saucy nuggs” or even “trash,” the man offers.
“Lincoln has the opportunity to be a social leader in this county,” Christensen began. “We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so out of control that our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning.”
“We’ve been living a lie for far too long, and we know it because we feel it in our bones,” Christensen concluded.
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the great Lewis Grizzard
And his dog Catfish.
A national tressure.
Gone, but not forgotten.
He still has me laughing!
” the great Lewis Grizzard”
OMG. His books were the best. I never laughed so hard.
great books like “don’t bend over in the garden granny them taters got eyes” and “elvis is dead and I don’t feel to good myself” or “if love was oil, I’d be a quart low”
They are chicken breast meat covered with Buffalo sauce.
A more apt description would be Buffalo chicken titties.
Yup. LOL.
As great as his boots and newspaper columns were he was best when speaking.
Funny funny guy!
If you are not familiar, check out Patrick F McManus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gS5m6Ee78
He still has me laughing!
YES!
And not just humor, the first thing I think of is a column he wrote about Catfish swimming way out in a pond, and worrying about his return from a long swim.
I do not believe it was Catfish he was discussing but his own journey through his perilous health conditions.
Not many newspaper columns I remember after all the years.
I did not mean to hijack this thread but the world needs humor now more than ever.
And, how about the one where the frog is legless in a wheelchair looking up at the diners who are eating...yep, frog legs! Man! That Gary Larson was sick! HeeeHeeHeee
I watched this.
Won’t get into the whole thing. Think cars.
I like the way this guy thinks ... or at least I did until I realized his comment wasn’t a defense of Nancy Pelosi.
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