OK, DE-boned chicken wings then
Posted on 09/03/2020 5:40:42 AM PDT by Libloather
Some topics are just too important to go unsaid – despite how controversial they are.
A Lincoln, Nebraska, man has gone viral after making a very passionate plea for something that has been on everyone’s mind since the invention of finger foods: boneless chicken wings.
More specifically, the term “boneless chicken wings” and what it really means.
Adler Christensen arrived at a Lincoln City Council meeting and took the floor to demand we do away with the verbiage “from our menus and from our hearts” in place of something more accurate, such as “buffalo-style chicken tenders,” “saucy nuggs” or even “trash,” the man offers.
“Lincoln has the opportunity to be a social leader in this county,” Christensen began. “We have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so out of control that our children are throwing around names and words without even understanding their true meaning.”
“We’ve been living a lie for far too long, and we know it because we feel it in our bones,” Christensen concluded.
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Real dead crunchy frog.
‘Social leader’my ass - man child is more like it.
OK, DE-boned chicken wings then
Got sued 'cause they were wings and not legs of the chicken.
Why in the hell does this guy think this “problem” should be solved by the government ?????
The guy is correct.
Today is “wing day” at Teenies tavern, 35c a pop made 6 ways. Yom
At a secret meeting in their hidden headquarters under the Alps, Soros, the Illuminati and the ambassadors from Tau Ceti plan for the elimination of Adler Christensen because he is the first one to see through the lie that is slowing the development of human civilization.
To make an example of him, the Tau Cetians propose to remove every bit of calcium from his body to leave him "boneless". Soros just likes the old way of having him hit in the back of the head with a bike lock and then set on fire like Portland.
Years ago the great Lewis Grizzard recalled how he stayed at a Marriott and had “boneless chicken Marriott” he lamented he felt sorry for all those boneless chickens what couldn’t walk around and all...
Still waiting for the Far Side cartoon...
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See what happens when the states close the insane asylums !
I’m thinking he was doing satire ala Babylon Bee...
I don’t think it’s been on anyone’s mind since “the invention of finger foods.”
However, if it’s infecting children and causing them to act crazy, this massive problem must be addressed immediately! /s
Demonstrating absurdity by being absurd? Master trolling? Please don’t be true.
Would “boner chicken wings” be better?
It is posted. I like the one where the frog has one leg cut off, and shoots the chef coming back in for the second one.
Thanks. In color, even!
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